This is one BAD ASS!

[Krilons Resa]

A Mule With Cat Issues

This may be a first...

A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion (Puma) decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision...

The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that Puma. That's when all hell broke loose... for the Puma

As the Puma approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around, banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, than whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride... as if nothing had just happened.

Fortunately even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these 4...

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

HOLY HELL
poor kitty!!!!!!

 

[Erik]

it's not a "kitty", it's a puma

 

[Krilons Resa]

HOLY HELL
poor kitty!!!!!!

Hah, you should put a mule in your sig now.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

it's not a "kitty", it's a puma

all cats are "kitties" in my world, don't you know that?


haha put a mule in my avatar maybe, since I'm a dead "kitty"

 

[Hell Mike]

haha put a mule in my avatar maybe, since I'm a dead "kitty"

thanks for explaining the joke kaurileanne

 

[Krilons Resa]

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_mule_mountain_lion6.htm


Aaaawwww....buh buh buhbuuuh [/priceiswrong]

 

[NAD]

http://nad.ultimatemetal.com/horns.wav

 

[lizard]

please don't go...have some more cham pag neh LOL

 

[Krilons Resa]

http://nad.ultimatemetal.com/horns.wav

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I wish I had a mini pocketsized mp3 player with built in speaker so I could run around and play it every opportunity I had throughout each day. Fuckin love it!

 

[NAD]

please don't go...have some more cham pag neh LOL

I totally changed it because I, indeed, enjoyed some fine cham-pa-gne last night!

 

[Krilons Resa]

I remember laughing my tits off when I was like 12 years old to that skit.

CHAM-PAHN-YAH

 

[lizard]

wow you are really selling out to the man...I remember when you'd go for the Champale

 

[lizard]

I have SNL Best of Christopher Walken and watched it the other day.

"Colonel Angus"

 

[NAD]

I have the Best of Will Ferrell and it SUCKS! Only like 3 funny skits of his, and then like 2 seconds of the Order of the Hand skit instead of the whole thing. Bullshit!

Does the Walken one have the census skit? I haven't seen that one but my friend does the "well you see my wife... she's a BOBCAT" line all the time.

 

[lizard]

yes!

 

[unhinged]

post #2

hypno-ray

 

[NAD]

SOLD!

 

[lizard]

Daddy: Are you ladies out here talking about Colonel Angus?

Melinda: Yes, Daddy! I can't wait to meet him!

Daddy: Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

Melinda: Daddy, they say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Hmm.. I don't know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure why.. can't put my finger on it..

Daddy: Colonel Angus is an acquired taste! Bedelia!

[ Bedelia, the maid, comes running onto the porch ]

Bedelia: Yes, Sir?

Miss Anabelle: Break out some fresh linens, Bedilia! We're gonna have Colonel Angus here tonight!

Bedelia: Colonel Angus? I don't know nothin' about no Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Well, get ready, Bedelia. If I remember correctly, Colonel Angus can be very messy!

[ at last, Colonel Angus steps onto the porch ]

Daddy: As I live and breath! Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: Oh, Colonel Angus! You old Carpetbagger!

Colonel Angus: Anabelle! I fear my visit.. is an inconvenience.

Miss Anabelle: [ laughing ] Nonsense, Colonel Angus! We're always happy to see your shiny face!

Daddy: Colonel Angus! What brings you to these parts?

Colonel Angus: I'm headed.. down South!

Daddy: Hmm. Of course!

Miss Anabelle: Uh.. how far south are you headed, Colonel Angus?

Colonel Angus: Ain't really sure. I prefer the Deep South.. I like the heat.. the humidity..

Daddy: Hmmm.. sir, I do not!

Colonel Angus: [ ] And who is this.. little rosebud?

Daddy: This is our daughter, Melinda.

Melinda: Colonel Angus. The pleasure is all mine. I've heard so much about you.

Colonel Angus: Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.

Miss Anabelle: Well, we hope you'll spend the night with us.

Colonel Angus: Well, thank you, Miss Anabelle. And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head.

Melinda: I always dreamnt of the day.. Colonel Angus would rest his head at Shady Thicket. I always begged my Daddy: "Tell me stories about you and Colonel Angus!" But he never will.

Daddy: [ chuckling ] Well, that's because all of my experiences with Colonel Angus end in embarrassment!

[ they all share a hearty laugh ]

Daddy: Colonel Angus.. I hear rumors.

Colonel Angus: [ sighs ] The incident.. at Big Beaver..

Daddy: Yes?

Colonel Angus: It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.

Daddy: Is it true you've been stripped of your rank?

Colonel Angus: Yes! It is. There'll be no more "Colonel Angus", ladies. Call me by my given name.

Miss Anabelle: Oh, Anal..

Melinda: I so love the sound of "Colonel Angus".. but I guess I could give Anal Angus a try.

Colonel Angus: [ to a passing farm boy ] You there, Boy! ride into town and tell the Postmaster.. that if anyone is looking for Anal Angus.. to come knockin' at the rear entrance.. of Shady Thicket.

Farm Boy: Euuuggghhh..

Colonel Angus: If you'll excuse me.. I'd like to freshen up.

[ Colonel Angus turns, and enters the plantation home ]

Miss Anabelle: Of course! We'll call you when it's time to eat, Anal! Bedelia lays out quite a spread.

Melinda: Well, I think Colonel Angus is delightful!

Daddy & Miss Anabelle: Hmmm....

Miss Anabelle: You won't.. after forty-five minutes.

Daddy: No-o-o.. you can only take so much of Colonel Angus.

[ fade ]