This is what America does...

[Dead_Lioness]

HOLY FUCK!

 

[Lunar Still]

FUCKY HOLE!

 

[slashvanyoung]

Dear fucking Satan, how many vaginas does she have???

Dunno, never had an Asian chick!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

fuck.... that's insane... could she even walk... 80 in 10 hours?!

 

[neal]

80 is nothing. they've had the real 'champs' on howard stern and the record is like 600+ wtf is wrong with these people?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Dunno, never had an Asian chick!

*holds the microphone under Tered's nose*

 

[Lunar Still]

80 is nothing. they've had the real 'champs' on howard stern and the record is like 600+ wtf is wrong with these people?

600 in an hour? That's a dick every six seconds!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

My question is... how did they count the dicks? did they all cum?
because then, dick number 2, 3,4, 5, ........80 did it in a pool of...

 

[Lunar Still]

I guess if you're willing to get sloppy eightieths, you're not really picky about the environment in which you do it.

 

[slashvanyoung]

It seems like my stats about Ms. Chong from the German wikipedia were a bit off:

She became famous for engaging in 251 sex acts with around 70 men over a ten hour period in January 1995, setting a world record, with the resulting footage being packaged as The World's Biggest Gang Bang

But, yeah, I don't know, last thing I heard about was this Indy 500 thing that clocked in in about 420-something "sexual acts".

 

[neal]

600 in an hour? That's a dick every six seconds!

no, like 10-12 hours

My question is... how did they count the dicks? did they all cum?
because then, dick number 2, 3,4, 5, ........80 did it in a pool of...

i have no idea how they count, how long each person gets till they're counted, if the same people go again later, or really any details because frankly the whole thing is disgusting and i dont really want to know.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Yeah, it's absolutely disgusting and yet fascinating. How can you even get your little friend into collaboration if you're standing in a row of hundreds of creepy old fucks that haven't scored anything but a hooker in ages.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

It is disgusting.... some reacord she's holding. She must be SO proud

 

[Chromatose]

Unless you're a Viking, then its awesome.

sleep is where I'm a viking

 

[Captain Beard]

hey me too!

 

[tered]

*holds the microphone under Tered's nose*

Gooooooo.
...in keeping with the subject of the thread; YES, I'd abuse her "puppy".

 

[Burti]

Seven thousand dollars to put 10 inches of metal in my mouth.

Not to mention the oral surgeon I have to go to to get some fucked teeth removed.

Fuck dentists.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Seven thousand dollars to put 10 inches of metal in my mouth.

Not to mention the oral surgeon I have to go to to get some fucked teeth removed.

Fuck dentists.

lol, imo.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Seven thousand dollars to put 10 inches of metal in my mouth.

Not to mention the oral surgeon I have to go to to get some fucked teeth removed.

Fuck dentists.

I want mine off now now now