This is what America does...

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

.. no you dont.

 

[Lord Foul]

I wore braces during high school and the inside of my mouth has mostly lost all feeling as a result.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

That must make sucking cock easier.

 

[Burti]

.. no you dont.

Shit yeah I do. Straight teeth are awesome, I'd give just about anything for them.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I got them free since we be po. Had them on since I was 15 I think hopefully they'll be off this year.

I'm very grateful for them, my teeth were so crooked it was embarrassing.

 

[Lord Foul]

That must make sucking cock easier.

I imagine it actually makes me worse at it.

 

[Lunar Still]

That must make sucking cock easier.

I lol'd.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I imagine it actually makes me worse at it.

I was thinking more quantity than quality.

 

[Lunar Still]

I wonder if there is a world record for most cocks sucked in a single day?

 

[slashvanyoung]

I wonder if there is a world record for most cocks sucked in a single day?

There's nothing you could even remotely imagine, that it doesn't exist.... and a world record in cock sucking sounds pretty reasonable to me. Something like the "Indy 500" thing.

 

[Lunar Still]

There's nothing you could even remotely imagine, that it doesn't exist.... and a world record in cock sucking sounds pretty reasonable to me. Something like the "Indy 500" thing.

Dude, if the world cock sucking championships took place in Indy, I might drive up and see that.....with a poncho, of course.

 

[neal]

Dude, if the world cock sucking championships took place in Indy, I might drive up and see that.....with a poncho, of course.

thats hella gay

 

[EricT]

"The judges said I was like a vacuum cleaner with a puffer fish on the end of it..."

[/Zero Punctuation]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I wouldn't want to be the last guy in line.

 

[Lunar Still]

thats hella gay

Come on, it's not every day you see a world record broken.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Actually, my post was addressing the statement you made to the effect that anyone who wasn't on the "animals are totally innocent" bandwagon was an evil sadist who enjoyed the video.

I know I was kidding too and was trying to be philosophical

yeah i think she was in the italian millitary for an extent right?

I served in the IDF actually (Israeli Defence Force)

 

[Burti]

I got them free since we be po. Had them on since I was 15 I think hopefully they'll be off this year.

I'm very grateful for them, my teeth were so crooked it was embarrassing.

What's PO?

It sucks ass, I don't have near enough to pay for them by myself, and since my dad's company doesn't cover dental (pays out the ass for everything else) it's gonna cost 3 grand flat for braces.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Come on, it's not every day you see a world record broken.

Not far away from where I live there was this crazy chick that was obsessed with the gangbang world record. So she was heavily featured in the media and her boyfriend couldn't stress enough how much he's supporting her.

So eventually a few weeks later she got her big shot at glory, but only after a couple guys/dicks she had to stop because she was suffering from heavy vaginal cramps. Best thing is: her boyfriend broke up with her shortly after, accusing her of not putting enough effort into their "dream".

So, I don't know, maybe she just didn't put enough effort into it like a professional should, but man, people ARE WEIRD!

Edit: May I introduce to you Ms. Annabel Chong, current inhabitant of the world rekord in gangbanging:

Her professional record: 80 dicks in 10 hours.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ holy fuck!

 

[Lunar Still]

Her professional record: 80 dicks in 10 hours.

Dear fucking Satan, how many vaginas does she have???