Thoughts on Black Metal (Not bashing.)

[Captain Beard]

Since it's called black metal, why wouldn't they all like black PEOPLE? Weirdos. I know most aren't really racist, but people like Varg Vikerners, blehhh. Church Burning fine. Racism bad.

 

[Chromatose]

LIVING COLOUR

\m/

 

[Captain Beard]

Hey, where's that spinning thing you used? Too big, hmm? Damn new format.

 

[Chromatose]

yeah... too big, the new UM won't shrink it down to size....

 

[Chromatose]

fear the squid!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Fear my cigar, sunburn, and haircut.

 

[Chromatose]

eek! ok.


when it comes to the stances some of those black metal personas have, I just ignore it all, I like the music, whatever, just pay no mind to their actions.

 

[Guerrilla]

That's why you download the picture you want on your computer, resize it to the correct size, upload it to an online account and link it from there.

Anyways, black metal isn't called gay metal, so they can freely hate gay people.

 

[Chromatose]

I hadn't gotten around to it yet, I went to the trouble to resize the squid though.. if thats of any consolation.

 

[Guerrilla]

No it's not, why would you bother resizing a purple squid.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, gay metal IS gay people.

 

[Chromatose]

so I could say "squid pro quo"

 

[Guerrilla]

Gotcha.

 

[Captain Beard]

*Listens to a bass solo from J. Satriani's live CD* And they say bassists have no talent. Pff.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

What about the Bass solos from Tallicas "Binge And Purge"? They rocked like fuckers.
And Varg Vikernes was just a really shitty example of a person. Arsehole.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

There are many different forms of BM. I dont like the over synthesized shit like Dimmu Borgir. Most of the Black Metal i listen to now is Technically difficult: Thorns, Emperor, Mayhem etc. But i still listen to the old school stuff requently as well: Darkthrone, Old Mayhem, Burzum, Morbid etc. Vilkernes is a very intelligent man, he just has some serious issues.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Black Metal Is Coool I'm Not Racist Because I'm A Zebra But I Don't Think Anybody Realy Cares

 

[Necromunchkin]

Varg has intelligent moments. Most sociopathic types pretty much have to be intelligent. Unfortunately, as he changes his whole worldview once every six months, it goes for nothing. I'm a satanist, no I'm norse, no I'm aryan, no I'm a chicken in prison with wanky ass braids.

That's Varg for ya.