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[Spungfoo]

Statement of old school metal's superiority to nu-metal.

Lengthy diatribe of how your favorite band sucks.

Off-color comment about your sexuality.

Random expletives.

 

[iAMtheblackwizards]

you have insulted my honor, i challenge you to a duel.

 

[plfffffft]

You know that all that nu-metal shit can't hold a fucking andle to Old-school metal, the only REAL fucking metal!!!

And youre favorite band fuckin blows my ass, you fag. How can you fucking listen to them? All they do is growl incoherently while playing shitty, by the numbers metal. The only thing separating them and shitty-ass numetal is a few badly played, generic guitar solos.


You fucking fag.

Fuckin shit, cunt, bitch, whore, fuck off.

 

[Spungfoo]

Long and drawn out section in defense of my favorite band.

Heavy barrage of insults hurled at plfffffft.

Waving of testicles at iAMtheblackwizards.

Long list of bands that could kick your favorite band's ass.

Another comment on your sexuality.

 

[plfffffft]

All Youse Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay!!!!!!!!


Youse Are The Ones That Are The Ball Lickers!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spungfoo]

Pork chop sandwiches!

 

[Erik]

Statement of old school metal's superiority to nu-metal.

Lengthy diatribe of how your favorite band sucks.

Off-color comment about your sexuality.

Random expletives.

Suggestion that if you do not like real metal, you leave this board.

Rant about how you are obviously unable to judge good music and explicit instructions on where to put your opinions.

Politically correct statement about how you are obviously insecure in your own sexuality because you feel the need to insult others'.

Statement suggesting your immaturity because of the excessive expletives.

Closing suggestion that you should go back to the discussion board of a popular mainstream magazine and discuss "your favourite" mainstream bands and leave "us real metalheads" alone.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Receive notification of complaints about flamewars on the board with the usual, weary, resigned sigh.

Check threads to find usual display of immaturity combating barely-disguised contempt through questioning of gender, sexuality, basic humanity and possession of any semblance of intelligence.

Snigger occasionally at the testicle-waving antics between certain members of the thread.

Decide to leave the thread until posters either get bored, make friends or kill each other.

Get on with real life.

 

[anvil(old)]

Get on with real life.

Where can I get one of those?

 

[AjDeath]

Receive notification of complaints about flamewars on the board with the usual, weary, resigned sigh.

Check threads to find usual display of immaturity combating barely-disguised contempt through questioning of gender, sexuality, basic humanity and possession of any semblance of intelligence.

Snigger occasionally at the testicle-waving antics between certain members of the thread.

Decide to leave the thread until posters either get bored, make friends or kill each other.

Get on with real life.

Makes very subtle, but very snide remark to people who listen to Nu-metal.

Tells Dill that it is all his fault and Hate can't be stopped, but subtly.

Suggests that everyone should grow up, again.

Ignores flames and goes back to actual discussion

 

[MardyAss]

WELCOME TO DISNEYLAND!

:Spin:

 

[bloodfiredeath]

troll was a great movie.

 

[bloodfiredeath]

uh... you faggot.

 

[Life Sucks]

WTF???

 

[Disturbed4ntics]

Bombbabombbombbabombbomb

BOMB!

 

[None_So_Vile]

reads all the posts

makes stupid, pointless, meaningless post

realises how stupid it was

gets flamed

apologises/leaves

 

[Krilons Resa]

Thank God I'm an Atheist.

 

[Profanity]

Interesting thread.

 

[kollex]

decides to try not to get involved

sees a stupid post however and get mad

make a post just as or even stupider than the original stupid post

deicide not the return to flame thread for embrassment

 

[dill_the_devil]

laughs at decreasing level of coherence in thread

giggle at increasing majority of 'sitting-on-the-fencers' who have dropped out of the flame war for fear of their antagonists pointing out their youth/sexual inexperience/inability to cope with the vagaries of a normal existence.

decides to leave thread alone yet again on the basis that it is 'fuckin' hilarious'

clears inbox of 'delete this thread' messages

returns once again to normal life