Useless superpower

[~BURNY~]

To be able to turn gold into sprouts.
Or pee sand.
Or Knees invisibility.

 

[LBTM]

What about the super power to blow dry wet pussies?

 

[~BURNY~]

^ That could be useful and even profitable.

Not if you can only shit one brick a day.

 

[~BURNY~]

Disabled man. I'd get paraplegic on command...

 

[UncleBob]

What about the ability to "go fuck yourself"

Might seem insulting at first but I think it could be quite useful if you're all alone.

 

[CubanDude]

^ and thus defeats the purpose of this thread

 

[drew_drummer]

The ability to pull back every foreskin on the planet (Jews not withstanding) but only once every 24 hours.

 

[UncleBob]

^ and thus defeats the purpose of this thread

You got me, it would actually be more than useful.

The superpower of having no super power: NormalMan

 

[LBTM]

Photographic memory of everything I take a picture of.

That would be really really useful for exams.

 

[FIXXXER]

i can make my armpits smell a bit like weed

 

[Damian B]

I would shoot cooked spaghetti noodles from my fingertips.

 

[SocialNumb]

You could feed the homeless.^ (assuming you can do it more than once)

 

[3tuxedo]

Every time I fall asleep there would be a 50 percent chance that I would create a force field around a random person in the world. And a 50 percent chance I would have a wetdream.

 

[bryan_kilco]

Ya'll are fuggin' weird!!

Mine would be something creepy like the ability to give any woman an orgasm just by looking at them. That shit would be pretty fucking funny.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

That's easily the most useful superpower I could thing of ^^^

I would be able to summon ducks wherever I want at any given time.

 

[bryan_kilco]

That's easily the most useful superpower I could thing of ^^^

I'm talking like, abusing it. In public and stuff.

Going to hand a cashier your $ and make her nut on the spot.

Bitches be like

 

[Mashreef]

i can make my armpits smell a bit like weed

hahahahah
shit

 

[blue_fAng]

I would be able to su** d*cks wherever I want at any given time.

 

[sjcortese]

I would be able to summon ducks wherever I want at any given time.

Then you would be the next Duck Dynasty.

~scott

 

[Jind]

My useless superpower would be to have the ability to kill all the house plants in my home even though I water, feed, and take great care in their individual lighting needs.

Oh, wait, I already have that superpower! Do I win?

Seriously I have the most anti-green thumb in the world.