Useless superpower

[EffigyForgotten]

Hey you got the hidden message!

 

[Mashreef]

im like a dog
i can find anything!!!

 

[The StabbinCabin]

A super villain who blows smoke up people's asses.

 

[The StabbinCabin]

Or the super ability to regurgitate your own words. The angrier you are, the larger they get. You in theory could use these solid letters to throw or hit people with- but your power is your very own weakness. If someone pisses you off too much or you stub your toe and go to scream "FUCK", asphyxiation will occur.

Or alternately the super ability to talk shit to people and launch fecal matter from your mouth. Once you run low on power, diarrhea just kind of dribbles out...

 

[~BURNY~]

How about being able to blow poisoned arrows out of your nose but only when sleeping.

 

[Deadstar]

being able to communicate with every red fish in the galaxy.

 

[frazzlepuff]

North Korea?

 

[AllanD]

Ability to listen to your woman's bitching.

 

[Sludgekicker]

i can make my armpits smell a bit like weed

it just stays in your fat and comes out with the sweat ya know :Smokedev:

 

[drew_drummer]

Ya'll are fuggin' weird!!

Mine would be something creepy like the ability to give any woman an orgasm just by looking at them. That shit would be pretty fucking funny.

Already got that one.

 

[Jan [MTW]]

Mine would be the ability to telepathically communicate with fishes
















..............oh wait

 

[bryan_kilco]

Already got that one.

 

[RedDog]

Jam and jelly man. Can tell the difference before you even look at that shit.