Weirdo. I find it much more comfortable with my right.
Oh yeah? Prove it cheese tits.
my non wanking (right) hand fortunately
but, a few days ago, someone died at my work. I wasn't there, and that's all I know about what happened.
You jerk off with your left hand? That's kinda weird.
Wow that's creepy. How'd they die?
I was working in the back yard today. I walked over near my tree and a dove took off out of the tree and slammed right into my sliding glass door. I went to look at him and he was laying there and his head was laying in a weird position. He was opening his mouth like he was panting for air or whatever. That slowed down and he closed his mouth and eyes and, I guess, died. I picked him up with a shovel and his head was dangling like it was only attached by a string...or a boneless bird neck.
but, a few days ago, someone died at my work. I wasn't there, and that's all I know about what happened.
^Peter Steele was teh uber p0rn star for a certain mag.?
Anyways, bad luck dude, at least it wasn't real perm. damage.
Worst thread. EVVVVAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
I thought it was gunna be something more your style like, some guy infront of me was wearing tight elastic pants, and as he was bending over to touch his toes, the pants ripped right down his ass crack, and he wasnt wearing anything underneath. It was heavenly.
so I had a rather unfortunate accident at the gym today - I slammed weights down on top of another weight and it resulted in a inch laceration straight down the middle of the finger, it was bloody as hell
I just came back from ER where they had to do 5 stitches on my hand
this fucking sucks
rub some chalk on it and get back and finish the set you bitch.