Some dude was trying to make a payment to his credit card, saying he's done it loads before now everything is different (bullshit) so I ask him one simple question... I doubt he was trying to be clever with me.
"Can you see your credit card online?"
"I can see it right now manually with my eyeballs"
"No, can you see it on your computer?"
"No I don't have a picture of it on my computer"
*Getting angry* "NO, can you see your credit card listed on your online baking website on your computer!?"
"No"
DIE.