What are you doing for Turkey Day?

[unknown]

passing out blankets with smallpox

and going to my sister's with my girlfriend.

 

[Einherjar86]

When the UK dominates a country and attempts to wipe out it's original inhabitants, we don't gloss over it with focusing on the nice dinner at the start.

Instead you attempt to justify your occupation of the savages by claiming that you're doing God's good work by introducing civilization into a barbaric land and muse over what progress you've made whilst dining on tea and crumpets and reciting "The White Man's Burden."

I think we're about even.

 

[waif]

I have a 4-day weekend. Awesome.

Huge dinner at my house. 30-pound turkey. Pumpkin pie, squash, potatoes, all that shit. Usually a good time.

 

[mutantllama]

5 day weekend for me.

 

[False Joe]

Instead you attempt to justify your occupation of the savages by claiming that you're doing God's good work by introducing civilization into a barbaric land and muse over what progress you've made whilst dining on tea and crumpets and reciting "The White Man's Burden."

The way it should be

 

[genocide roach]

Another genius americans' cause to get drunk.

yeah, im gonna sit at home and drink my winter seasonal ales.

and nurse my tattoos
~gR~

 

[General Zaroff]

I plan on eating everything in sight.

 

[whiskey funeral]

My mom bought lots of food so I am going to get fat as shit. My brother and his wife are coming over too and I think they are bringing a couple of homemade pies. Oh fuck yeah.

 

[supseudonymous]

I'll be chugging gravy by the gallon (maybe with a piece of turkey or two).

 

[whiskey funeral]

I'll be chugging gravy by the gallon (maybe with a piece of turkey or two).

Chugging gravy? Sounds hot. Pix plis.

 

[KMADD]

passing out blankets with smallpox

and going to my sister's with my girlfriend.

Too funny.

 

[KMADD]

Going to Muncie first and then Anderson and back to Indianapolis i hope my bucket can handle the trip. My goddamn family is all over the place.

 

[CF87]

I do not like thanksgiving christmas or holidays so will probably be drinking coffee listening to music playing guitar which is what I normally do. I'm suppose to being going to my grandmothers where my cousin and his girlfriend will be with their two kids and who knows who else and their kids will be there so probably am not going because do not like kids.

 

[mutantllama]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[mutantllama]

I've never had tofurkey before tbh. weird eh?

 

[Death Aflame]

Another genius americans' cause to get drunk.

and buy more shit they don't need.

*celebrates thanksgiving in October*

 

[Belligerent]

Today i'm going to my moms house to stuff my gut and gain a few pounds. Last night for black Wednesday i went to a friends houseparty and got smashed off of Hoegaarden and Jello shots. I'm usually hungover as balls on Thanksgiving but suprisingly not today.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Working in an hour and a half. Only a paltry 4 hours but still.

 

[whiskey funeral]

I've never had tofurkey before tbh. weird eh?

It's not weird. That just means you're not a pussy and enjoy the taste of dead animal.