HoserHellspawn
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How much must traffic lights cost to operate? I mean, some of them are on timers, others apparently use metal detectors under the pavement to know if a car is there. If you were riding a bicycle (pretending to be a car, like you're supposed to) would the light ever change for you? And how much would this cost... I mean, how many traffic light-monitered intersections are there in the world? And the ones that run on timers, how are they set? Is there, like, a little switch at the top you can adjust the times on, or some little underground room or something? Perhaps they're all controlled by some central grid in every city hall... How many taxpayer dollars have gone into traffic lights over the years? Sigh are pretty good.... Ecstatic Transformation is groovy goodness. If a cat and a dog did shag like in the picture by George Carlin, except not homosexually, could doggy semen fertilize a feline egg? Is it possible some housepet hybrid could be born naturally, or would genetics prevent this? Probably... Who the hell sat down one day and concieved the lava lamp? The liner notes of Lateralus are cool. "Bog Moss"... heh, not bad. Will anyone actually read through my stream of thought here? If so, the secret word for tonight is "farfaloon". HEY! is that the Zero Wing theme used in "All your base" or is it just my imagination?! Hmmm... would Sigh have cashed in on that, I guess the game was Japanese... of course, that could not be it... hehe ecstatic transformation is cool, methinks I'll have to get this CD... warm beer sucks, how can people drink it like this? Is it my imagination or is RIGHT NOW the best time to fly ever? Security is at a max and they're not busy, I'd think... how would you cut your food on an airplane if they didn't have knives? Would they still serve little dinner knives, or... perhaps plastic knives, but what happens if you get a steak? Do they ever serve steak on airplanes? Could a highjacker take over a plane with a plastic knife? My chin feels so naked. Hmmm... I should copy-paste this into my ramblings, I suppose. Nahhhh... it's all crap anyways. If you're still reading this, you have too much time on your hands. I'd bold that, but then it'd become apparent and the meaning would be lost. The scary thing is that I'm sure Sat has posts that are far longer than this, and they even contain ideas written for a function. Of course, spaced out into coherent paragraphs they'd look a lot longer. Was Esa Tikkanen the first Finn in the NHL? Probably... I look forward to the day when there's a Kenyan Olympic hockey team, heh. Pepsi and Coke both suck... damn present lack of iced tea... oh, that should be enough for now. Lugubrious applications will evict your sillish tapeworms.
