What can you offer a girl?

[Scarifier]

Well i can offer a women no dick and a fistful of pubes.

 

[Pessimism]

^SOLD!

 

[Satanstoenail]

Well i can offer a women no dick and a fistful of pubes.

 

[MINION]

We know what you like and want in a girl(woman) but
what are you all about to cause her to want you?

Anything she's lookin for.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

Did anyone say "An STD" yet?

The title of the thread makes it sound like the relationship is a bussiness transaction. lol

 

[MetalMermaid]

satisfaction in every aspect in her life..haha but keep your dignity

 

[s_a_o]

Girls love that Romantic crap. I can make a girl fall weak at the knees with the stuff I have to say. Charm = Women.

Not all women want that, hahaha.

And by not all women I mean me.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

 

[Pessimism]

I can offer rhythmic humping to Putrid Pile

 

[s_a_o]

I can offer rhythmic humping to Putrid Pile

Korpiklaani is better for that.

 

[Pessimism]

, already did it I'm afraid.

 

[PanzerKunt]

I can pop my jaw

 

[Metaldud]

Well I can't offer women anything because they won't give me chance because I wear glasses and I'm not rich. It's not fair at all. Women piss me off.

 

[s_a_o]

Well I can't offer women anything because they won't give me chance because I wear glasses and I'm not rich. It's not fair at all. Women piss me off.

Don't be a Negative Nancy.

 

[Taliesin]

The search for the perfect partner is frustrating, but worth it in the end
Also, it's true that it happens when you least expect it. Just be patient

 

[Ereshkigala]

Well I can't offer women anything because they won't give me chance because I wear glasses and I'm not rich. It's not fair at all. Women piss me off.

You can take the glasses off, and no one knows you aren't rich unless you look/smell like a hobo. And even then all hope is not lost:
1. You can still date an emo girl who won't mind your whining. They even like glasses.
2. Talk to women. It's hard to find a girlfriend without talking to girls, and yet so many males have problems with this. No, staring into the deep abyss of her head will not make you her boyfriend.
3. Bathe.

How exactly is having a big dick supposed to help you get women? It's not like we check beforehand, unless of course you periodically announce this during the day.

As for myself, I don't date bean bags, gorillas, idiots, or people who can't manage a good conversation.

 

[Knarfi]

I can pop my jaw

^

I got nothing to offer what isnt already said
Dont got anything to offer what is said either

 

[BasilisK]

When I get a list of what she's willing to offer me, I'll negotiate an appropriate trade.

 

[scitzo]

When I get a list of what she's willing to offer me, I'll negotiate an appropriate trade.

Good answer!

 

[s_a_o]

When I get a list of what she's willing to offer me, I'll negotiate an appropriate trade.

Indeed. It's a two-way street.