What kind of accent do you have?

[Captain Beard]

I hear you. Is it so wrong to find pleasure in sitting down with literature, or god forbid, just being a lazy fuck and sitting around playing a game or browsing forums? Not that I mind going out, but when all you have is fast food, Wal-Mart, hookers, and bars, you know what? That Fig Newton and S. Hawking book about the Universe start to look favorable.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Aye, but such things are not explainable to the plebians. It's like trying to describe the colors of a sunset to the blind. Only I don't believe they are unable to see, they just will not see because it would require acknowledging something outside of the most basic needs/appetites.

 

[Captain Beard]

I feel blessed I'm able to see that way. But, I feel cursed that if I allow myself to, not only can I see THEIR side of the story, I can see why it would make sense. Damn the ability to see all sides of an argument! Fortune, again, says I don't have to agree with it. Anyway, I gave up trying to explain myself outside of a generic explanation years ago. They either give you a blank stare out of complete lack of understanding, or think you an idiot. *shrug* They only thing I'd change about me is my temper and my gut. One is 35 pounds lighter, and the other doesn't punch through walls anymore. So, to say it in the only way they can understand, "Fuck 'em."

 

[Necromunchkin]

I'd say of the two, the temper would be best to cure. i've got a gut myself and understand the desire to have it gone. But, I'm a fan of temperance in things. I have to be. Without it, I would have likely done something in current situation i trully would have regretted. And I like having walls with no holes, too. I can see their side, but I think it's still sad. There's just so much more.

 

[azal]

so, when are you guys gonna start making out?

 

[Necromunchkin]

When we're done with your mom.

 

[Captain Beard]

i don't think I've punched a wall in 5 years. It's mostly fuming and cussing under stress now. Though I do come out looking like an ass due to it. But I think it also comes from living in an area I dislike, with a job and co-workers I dislike, with family I dislike, and the fact my peers all shipped out of town. Soooo... one can say I'm doing better than I could be. But, I assume with temper control and a change of venue, I'll actually be pretty level headed for the most part.

And Azal, you never told me your mother liked anal.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Wow, that's adequate reason for being disgruntled. I think you're handling it well all things considered.

 

[azal]

maybe you guys need to tap back into pop culture, because the mom gags faded away around the same time that "white men can't jump" became readily available in retail stores.

or you can continue reading books on the viking culture while playing pocket pin pall in your metal poster-clad attics.

whatever you do, I will continue to have sex with females on the regular.

 

[Necromunchkin]

oh dear, have I NOT indulged commentary when it was appropriately trendy? Heaven forfend. Fact is, I have and will continue to have sex with more women than you have or will have indulged, Azal. Fact is, i can indulge a serious an honest conversation with an intelligent and most excellent friend online. if this bothers you, GOOD. You have no reason to be involved in our conversation other than you are essentially lame and useless.

 

[azal]

my comment was more of a *nudge nudge* who guys are getting awfully close, kind of light-hearted comment not meant to poke fun at all. Like a punchline in a sitcom (though I'm sure you avoid those like the plague because you are really smart)

but your latent homosexuality and insecurity made you react vehemently to my playful jest.

My fault, I suppose I should have used a smiley.

 

[Captain Beard]

*scratches his ass*

The only one on the board that has homosexual tendencies besides LRD is James. But he admits it, so it's not really latent.

 

[azal]

no, not very latent at all. *farts*

 

[Lunar Still]

Necro and Beardy, you guys obviously didn't get the memo about intelligent conversation being such a homosexual activity.







































































Come to think of it, neither did I...

 

[Söy]

Pretty much correct i suppose.

Your Result: The Midland


"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

this is what i am in reality; i am from FL and i have no accent... however according to the quiz:

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."


ive never even been further West than Alabama...

 

[ZANEX]

The test said "Midland", but I'm from the South.

 

[Lunar Still]

Meh, Kentucky is one of those iffy states.

 

[Ryan VH]

Meh, Kentucky is one of those iffy states.

haha for a second iffy looked like fifty and i was like ummm yeah russel you sure proved you went to school today...