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Demons Will Fly
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Demons Will Fly
There's a pair of Siamese twin sisters, joined at the hip. One plays the saxophone, the other is a nymphomaniac. They're both big David Coverdale fans.
One day, they notice that Coverdale is going to perform in their town, so they decide to go.
While they're sitting there in the front row, the nymphomaniac Siamese twin starts making eyes at David. He notices and stars making eyes back at her. This goes on for the whole show, and the twins end up getting invited backstage to his dressing room where David and the nymphomaniac Siamese twin go at it with each other all around the room. They fuck like rabbits in every conceivable postion, while the other Siamese twin hangs on for dear life and plays a selection of Coverdale's back-catalogue on the saxophone for them.
A year goes by, and the Siamese twins notice that Coverdale is going to be performing in their town again. "Hey," the nymphomaniac Siamese twin says, "David Coverdale is coming back to town! Maybe we should call him up so we can get together with him again and party."
"Oh, forget it," says the other one. "He'll never remember us."
One day, they notice that Coverdale is going to perform in their town, so they decide to go.
While they're sitting there in the front row, the nymphomaniac Siamese twin starts making eyes at David. He notices and stars making eyes back at her. This goes on for the whole show, and the twins end up getting invited backstage to his dressing room where David and the nymphomaniac Siamese twin go at it with each other all around the room. They fuck like rabbits in every conceivable postion, while the other Siamese twin hangs on for dear life and plays a selection of Coverdale's back-catalogue on the saxophone for them.
A year goes by, and the Siamese twins notice that Coverdale is going to be performing in their town again. "Hey," the nymphomaniac Siamese twin says, "David Coverdale is coming back to town! Maybe we should call him up so we can get together with him again and party."
"Oh, forget it," says the other one. "He'll never remember us."
You can't help but laugh at this;
Sesame Street just got better \m/
Sesame Street just got better \m/
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Demons Will Fly
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