What should I do tonight?

[Necromunchkin]

So, it's Homecoming for the university here and there will be a veritable multitude of fucktards out and about. Normally, I tend to avoid huge crowds of people with baggy pants and sideways caps (at least until I can get higher quanity explosives) but, I've been invited out by my former supervisor and her friend who was my original trainer at my job. Apparently, now that I'm no longer under "probationary" status at the job and they aren't at authority as such for me. Some other variables that should be considered in making my decision are:

The cops are out in extreme force and getting a cab will be a pain in the ass.

I've been asked to hang out with two very hot women younger than me, but not too young to make me question my ethical stance.

I should save money for my coming move and application for a literary PhD program and NOT blow 50 dollars drinking myself Irish again.

I've been asked to hang out with two very hout women younger than me.

The bar they're going to does not have Guinness on tap.

Edit: For once no women involved are married or even dating someone.

What should I do? (poll forthcoming)

 

[MajestikMøøse]

kommen aus AIM und trinkst Jamesons mit mir sine metu

 

[MajestikMøøse]

either that or go bang more married women for me.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Well, I chose come hang out with me because I'm a selfish bastard. But my honest choice would have definitely been the possible threesome with the two younger women.
And when Guinness isn't on the tap the canned 14 oz draught cans suffice nicely.
If the girls hang out at the shit bars where they don't even have those like near me, you're sadly doomed to American beers though. I'd go with the bud ice/light.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yeah, also have no alcohol at home right now, so I'd have to at least go make that purchase first were I to not go out.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

so I was pouring myself a glass of Jamesons on the rocks tonight and I noticed the crest and motto and I said to myself:

"Sine metu? What the fuck!?"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

What am I supposed to be fearing?


Blindness?

Death?

The next morning's hangover?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

LIFE ITSELF!?!?!?!

 

[Necromunchkin]

What does Sine metu mean, anyhow?

 

[Necromunchkin]

Um, hangovers?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Addiction to expensive quality whiskey perhaps.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Addiction to expensive quality whiskey perhaps.

Yes, one day you're just a dude enjoying jack and coke and next thing you know, it's twelve bucks a glass for 18 year single malts. It's a conspiracy!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

What does Sine metu mean, anyhow?

Without fear

or alternately:

Without dread

Without anxiety

or

Without apprehension





TAKE YOUR PICK!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

And due to what we thought was Matt's useless bilingual talent we now know the true deviousness of Jameson.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Good question... jesus, now every time I drink Jameson I'm going to speculate on that.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

as lo wang say:

TONIGHTISTHENIGHTFORKUNGFUFIGHTINGYOUCHICKENSHIT!!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

in and case, I'm gonna get sloshed.

Bonne fete a tois!

 

[Necromunchkin]

I've concluded the only viable way to properly make this decision, along with your respective inputs, is to drink a lot and then decide. So first, I must go buy me a bottle of something.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

that is the way of the warrior, young grasshopper.


in the meantime, I'm going to go for a walk, and a smoke.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I've concluded the only viable way to properly make this decision, along with your respective inputs, is to drink a lot and then decide. So first, I must go buy me a bottle of something.

We all know pregaming is an important way to start every great night. And by great night, I of course mean one that you will barely remember.