What Should I Do? You Make The Call...

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

love pump

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

trouser snake, one eyed monstor
winky

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

^jesus man how long did that take
*reps*

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

purple headed yogurt slinger

That one always makes me laugh.....Well *NOW* I'm turned on. Whatchamadoodle.


What does a gay rooster say....."anycock'lldooooooooooo"

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

im always turned on baby

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You have a friend named Ed? You're friends with a horse. Okay, besides that.........I say don't do it. But personally, I just could never interfere with any relationship whatsoever.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

You purple helmeted warriors sucked the life right out of this thread.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you forgot "Big Jim and the twins"

 

[Dead_Lioness]

It's not a very nice thing to do. Let her be a ho, you don't have to get into shit like that. If she's messing around with you, she's most likely messing around with other men. If you don't care about sloppy seconds or how much that chick gets banged, then by all means.... Personally I would feel much too guilty about doing anything with a married man, and I would certainly question his morals, obviously, and wonder how many STDs he has. Watch out for your thingy, there.

my thoughts exactly !

 

[FretsAflame]

i would prefer you saying cock mwuhaha
but i myself would prefer boobies



There's a whole bunch
-OfficerNice

peenis
pennis
prick
pecker
dick
purple headed yogurt slinger
toolbox
dong
camelhead (opposed to camel toe)
rocket
Beef bayonet
Junior
Blue-veined piccolo
Bologney pony
Choad
One eyed monster
German helmet
Heat seeking moisture missile
Kickstand
Jack in the Box
Mr. Winkie
Meat and two veggies
Purple-headed womb broom
Trouser snake
Trouser trout
Third leg
Third Arm
Widow-consoler
Willy
bishop
boner
johnson
meat
peter
pipe
schlong
wood
pud
pork sword
shaft
ding dong
dipstick
doinker
donger

You forgot my favorite one ... and the one I always use....

"Underpants Commando"

with that reference you can make 1000's of jokes about "breaching" "infiltration" "extraction" and what not

 

[wingnut4]

i agree with the BlackWaterNymph because morally its wrong, but hey im a chick too
lol

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

You forgot my favorite one ... and the one I always use....

"Underpants Commando"

with that reference you can make 1000's of jokes about "breaching" "infiltration" "extraction" and what not

 

[metal17]

Last night I was minding my own business and I made eye contact with
this woman in the store. But I minded my own business.
I ran into her outside. She initiated communication with me and flirted with
me. I paid her no mind but we kept on talkin' and the flirting kept on
and there's been a number exchange. She's in my age range and she's
a firecracker ; -) for sure, and she made it quite clear what she wants
but I dunno what to do because she's married.

I'm kind of conflicted because I don't like "going into another man's yard"

but, like my friend Ed says, "if not you, it'll be somebody else, so why
not you?"

What do you think?

Do I do or don't I?

-OfficerNice

u go for it dude...i have my support!:hotjump:

 

[FretsAflame]

...and "penetrating the perimeter"


I never heard that one before.
Nice.

-OfficerNice

hahaha see! they're so easy. Sometimes i switch it's meaning though - ex: i'll use that phrase in reference to sperm instead of the actual penis...

Ex:

"With the skills that my Underpants Commandos acquired in testicular bootcamp, they were able to infiltrate the ovarian fortress virtually undetected"

 

[neal]

testicular bootcamp

stewie!

 

[FretsAflame]

stewie!

hahahahahahahahaha yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!


the best part of that episode was the end...


"what do you want... man in white?"
"uh... uh... I wanna get the hell out of here!!!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that - all I have left is untimely death..."
"Ah! Ah! What the hell is this?!?!?"

...

"It's a boy."

*blast blast blast*

 

[metal17]

I like your advice, do "what would be nice"

Um, well, that would be attending to her needs....her needs me.


So far only one person said no, don't do it.
Everyone else is like, hook it up.

Hmm. You guys are cool!

OfficerNice

I like her advice too...hmmm