What should I do tonight?

[MajestikMøøse]

with a hardon

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

In a leotard.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

<3 <3 <3

 

[Captain Beard]

All of the above.

 

[Necromunchkin]

The bad news, no threesome. The good news, naughty goodness with the first blonde. Beyond that, can't say too much I drank myself retarded. So cheers, I still have both of my kidneyes. I think.

 

[derek]

This thread makes me happy.

I now Knighteth ye an Honourary Scots/Irish drink machine.

 

[Tee]

this thread rules

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

The conclusion is drinking yourself retarded always wins.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Addendum: Have the kidneys, but my liver has filed an official cease and desist order.

 

[Cephalopod]

 

[derek]

I <3 Jim.

In a thoroughly hetero way.

I one day wish, that passing through Arizona, Jim can drink me under the table and we can high-five until we pass out.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

An exchange of works between myself and my sister two minutes ago:

*I nonchalantly pour a glass of whiskey over ice*
sister: is that straight up alcohol?
me: no! it's on the rocks!
sister: you alkie.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

There is no such thing as alcohjolics. There are those who know when tey've had enough and hthose who don't/.