What the Christ-buggering weaselfaced fuck is a Meelorst?

[Lies and Perfidy]

Seriously, does anybody have any clue? My sister won't tell me, so I turn to the wisest people I know...you guys.

Oh yeah, it's the comment under Isabel (Stealer of Dreams's) name. She is "Like A Meelorst." And she says it's a secret. And if I threaten her with bodily harm or harm to her precious rubber band ball, she uses her evil powers which I may not disclose under threat of further evil power-usage.

So, help a brutha out?

 

[Incendiare]

I'm gonna have to sleep on that one.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

She told me to tell you that it's a secret. Sorry. But I do know the answer. Here's a hint: it's the same as being like god.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Now you're closer to...walking meelorst-like!
Immune to dying
What was I thinking as I bent my knee and hailed?
Walking meelorst-like!
Immortal crying
What were you thinking as you took the hammer in your hand and nailed?

Nope, doesn't help at all.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No, no. You are a mile off on why it is the same as being like god. Here is another hint: god doesn't exist.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

So being like a meelorst is like being like God which is like being like a being that doesn't exist.

More "like"s in there than a wiretap recording of a cheerleader squad phone convo. Let me sort through that...

You sick, crazy, evil fucks. Let it be known that the word meelorst, from now on, describes one who is so pathetic that they sprinkle salt on their genitalia to get cows to lick it and give them head.

Fucking meelorsts.

 

[Will Bozarth]

mmmmkay

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I really don't think that it is that hard to figure out. If a meelorst is like god and god doesn't exist, than a meelorst is a made up figure that doesn't exist. There, now you know. Was it really worth all of the effort?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You Told Them!!! You Bastard, You Weren't Supposed To Tell Them!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

I wish I was sober enough to understand this thread.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Don't bother trying, it's not worth it. You probably wouldn't understand it sober, anyway.