What's the most horrible thing you have ever done?

So when she sees what you did post, though, she will probably ask which of her friends you fucked. To that, you will of course respond 'It`s not a matter of who, but a matter of how many...'

Am I right?
 
I killed a hooker. Am I supoosed to run for office now? Oh wait, that's right, corrupt election campaign and then the dead hooker get out of jail free card. Guess I'm in deep shit then.
 
i dunno, i've never done anything that terrible i guess. over last winter break i got totally wrecked at a party and threw up all over my friend's bathroom and broke the towel rack and toilet seat, then i went outside and threw up all over her patio and she had to clean it all up...she wasn't really mad though so it wasn't that bad...