So when she sees what you did post, though, she will probably ask which of her friends you fucked. To that, you will of course respond 'It`s not a matter of who, but a matter of how many...'
I killed a hooker. Am I supoosed to run for office now? Oh wait, that's right, corrupt election campaign and then the dead hooker get out of jail free card. Guess I'm in deep shit then.
i dunno, i've never done anything that terrible i guess. over last winter break i got totally wrecked at a party and threw up all over my friend's bathroom and broke the towel rack and toilet seat, then i went outside and threw up all over her patio and she had to clean it all up...she wasn't really mad though so it wasn't that bad...