Unfaithfully Metalhead
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- Jun 25, 2004
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I raped Susperia . I don't consider this bad, but I pissed on an old guy who stared at my dick in a public bathroom.
-F
-Went on a hardcore christain youth group to a church in mexico. On the way over some guy took a look in my ipod, next thing I know the entire bus is going through my artist list like it was some sort of abomination. "circle of dead children", "rotting christ", ect. At the time some girl was listening to some Korn I had, and I told her "Korn? FUCK! KORN!" real loud and I could've sworn I heard the enite bus go *GASP*. I felt as if my true colors leaked, and everyone was trying not to get wet.
I fucked another girl in the same room as my girlfriend at the time. While she was sleeping, the girlfriend that is.
I loved that.
I decided to write on a 5 $ bill and blacken Lincoln with an ink pin to make him look like an Uncle Tom. I also wrote "Lincoln The my pals Lover", "Uncle Sam Can Kiss My Ass", drew a couple swastikas and a star of david with a mark through it, and I went to the grocery store and spent the bill on Memorial Day and acted like I didn't write on the bill and never got caught for it.
If any of yuo get this 5 $ bill PM me about it.
They shoulda took your dollar, I think I did a felony writing on the bill.I once fell off my bike and cut my arm. Having nothing to bandage or clean the wound, I used a dollar bill to clean up the blood. I tried spending it later that day, but the clerk wouldn't take my bloody dollar.
Such an Oz thing.
I got lucky with a hot British army man.
While I was with somebody else.
And it was great.
By the way, Oz, I'm loving the new avatar and sig.
I ditched a theatre rehearsal to go to a concert.
In other words, not much.
was it an Andrew Lloyd Webber production?
I ditched a theatre rehearsal to go to a concert.
-Making fun of a mexican kid, something about tacos. He cried.
-touched my grannys boob. She was asleep.