The Heartbreak Kid
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Such an Oz thing.
I got lucky with a hot British army man.
While I was with somebody else.
And it was great.
By the way, Oz, I'm loving the new avatar and sig.
Haha. I take it that happened recently...

Such an Oz thing.
I got lucky with a hot British army man.
While I was with somebody else.
And it was great.
By the way, Oz, I'm loving the new avatar and sig.
I once tried to stab a mate when I was incredibly intoxicated. Obviously, I failed. I don't think I was seriously trying to kill him either, but I can't really remember. What can I say, he really got on my nerves when I was drunk.
I then kicked the shit out of said mate's car (also when highly intoxicated) and broke off both wing mirrors before assuring him it was 'probably' just some teenage heathens. We are no longer friends.![]()
I was once pissed at a Jewish friend of mine (he was being a real asshole), and told him they should have gotten his family (druing WWII hehe).
I once fell off my bike and cut my arm. Having nothing to bandage or clean the wound, I used a dollar bill to clean up the blood. I tried spending it later that day, but the clerk wouldn't take my bloody dollar.
you Tramp!
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I hate girls like that.
Anyone who drops stuff from overpasses deserves to have the living shit beaten out of them.
I also fooled some Indian guy I was 18.
Fuckin taake wannabe
as if you've known so many in your time
you Tramp!
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I hate girls like that.
Throwing a rock at a train is pretty bad. The worst is people who drop rocks (or other things) off of overpases onto the highway/road. People have died or been disfigured for life from people doing that. Anyone who drops stuff from overpasses deserves to have the living shit beaten out of them.
I like to find the names of kids who are orphans, then I call them and say that I'm their biological father and that I'm glad I gave them away.