What's your opinion about Black metal ?

[Phylactery]

It's light-brown people that come here lately, and I don't think their penises are that different. My homorapist Cuban buddy had about a 4 incher tops.

I mean you are pretty obsessed with penises. But most of the straight people I know will say that penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas. It’s just a fact of life. Only erect ones, though.

“penises are historically a symbol of pride, dominance and masculinity. from skyscrapers to statues, the penis has represented superiority and continues to do so to this very day.
vaginas? vaginas don't represent anything, they're just gross looking.

think of all the statues and sculptures that aren't simply phallic in nature, but have an actual penis. like the statue of david, one of the most famous and renowned pieces of art mankind has ever created.
now try and think of a vaginal sculpture. that's right, you can't. vaginas have no artistic merit. they look sloppy and deformed. they have no beauty, no elegance, they're crude and malformed.

if asexual aliens with absolutely no knowledge of human anatomy came to earth, they'd look at a penis and give it a thumbs up. then they'd see a vagina and hop right back on their spaceship and leave the planet.

again, i am speaking strictly from an artistic standpoint. i am a 100% straight male and i am sexually attracted to vaginas, but i can look at it from a logical and neutral standpoint. vaginas simply aren't beautiful like the penis.”

I’ve just refound this that I remember reading years ago! It’s almost like something you’d write. The alien part just about sums it up, though.

 

[no country for old wainds]

 

[Phylactery]

Forgot to add that testicles are fucking disgusting and the worst of the lot. Just absolutely hideous.

Thanks Old Wainds, that picture is making me nauseous.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

There are definitely ugly dicks and aesthetic vaginas, but I agree that dicks win on average. The clitoris became attractive to me when I realized they were like tiny glans minus the urethral opening. A nice puffy mons and outer labia always looks great too. iirc the main reason you don't see vaginas in Greek and Roman statues is because they were a bunch of misogynistic homosexuals that only fucked women to continue their bloodlines. And fwiw a lot of the great marbles and bronzes only feature average flaccid dicks, the whole cock = strength thing was seen on lesser statues to symbolize strength and virility but they're more cartoony than attractive. I recall seeing early Hindu statues, murals, etc which prominently display vaginas, so I think a lot comes down to culture. The inner labia resembling a Predator's mouth when spread doesn't help either.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A tight ballsac is super nice, like a solid platform on which the dick proudly stands outwards from. Big droopy untrimmed mannuts, not so much.

 

[Phylactery]

And on the other hand, the ugliest dicks aren’t as ugly as the ugliest vaginas. You know the ones with the massive beef curtains and all sorts of stuff drooping down. This is excluding infected ones, in which case they are both horrifically gross.

Dicks are easier to handle as well. I recommend you drop the bullshit hang up and give it a go.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If I had a harem I'd just dryhump all of my concubines while they still wore clothes tbh. Pinstripe suitpants are more attractive than bare asses and genitalia. Penetration increases the probability of the transfer of germs. I wish JAV wasn't the only type of porn that does non-penetrative sex.

 

[CiG]

But most of the straight people I know will say that penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas. It’s just a fact of life.

Traitors.

 

[Sirjack]

i own lots of vinyl and Cd's. and yet, l don't own a single black metal album. just sayin'

 

[CiG]

Great argument in favour of black metal.

 

[Phylactery]

Traitors.

You disagree? I mean most of them said similar to what the last paragraph of that guy I quoted said. That they’re only attracted to vaginas because of the sexual pleasure they get from them and because they’re attached to women which they find attractive. On a purely aesthetic level, they tended to say that penises look better. Which is basically my stance. Except as I said, balls are the worst of them all. And I don’t find vaginas gross. They’re okay, but I’d never discribe one as attractive in of itself.

While obviously I like both genders, I don’t think that saying penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas makes someone automatically not straight.

 

[CiG]

Vaginas are beautiful, the penis is just an easily consumable (ha) object much like a Katy Perry single.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Forgot to add that testicles are fucking disgusting and the worst of the lot. Just absolutely hideous.

Thanks Old Wainds, that picture is making me nauseous.

figs are delicious though? apart from the maggot-infested ones i got from an ancient looking witch lady in cyprus one time

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A Chinese girl in my office gave me a fig once, and not knowing what figs looked like inside I bit into it. It was so nasty looking that I thought it might have been rotten or something so I just pretended to eat it and tucked it into the back of my cheeks for about 20 minutes until I had an opportunity to discreetly spit it out in the bathroom. It tasted perfectly fine and sweet but visuals are important.

 

[Phylactery]

Never change.

 

[no country for old wainds]

so what you're saying is you agree that vaginas are gross. i bet you eat bananas every day you faggot.

 

[CiG]

He puts mayo on an uncut cucumber and thinks it's normal.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

so what you're saying is you agree that vaginas are gross. i bet you eat bananas every day you faggot.

I loved bananas as a kid, but my mom would cut them into slices and put them in my Cheerios. Around the age of 5 I suddenly hated them. I only eat apples now, fruit-wise. Fruits are my least favorite genre of food, stringy pulpy overly-sweet sacks of blech. I should probably give pears another chance. Fruit juice is aight though.

EDIT: I hate corndogs and don't like popsicles either btw. Believe it or not, I like to put a wide gap between food and fapping. I remember the first time I saw a cumshot it almost ruined milk for me.

 

[CiG]

I love mango myself. Can be a pain to cut up but once you get the hang of it it's all worth it. Other than that, I like watermelon.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Mangoes and melons are putrid. Only papaya is worse.