What's your opinion about Black metal ?

How black is black metal ?

  • Oh. It's very black.

    Votes: 3 37.5%
  • Blacker than the blackest black hole, in the universe.

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • I'm color blind. Yes, even with black.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No clue man. I'm not from Scandinavia.

    Votes: 3 37.5%

  • Total voters
    8
Fruit is the fucking best, although I hate bananas (in before jokes). Kiwi fruit, strawberries, pineapples, oranges and grapes are my faves.

I’ve also read horror stories of people buying bunches of bananas and then getting them home only for a fucking tarantula to emerge from them! Fuck that! Just another reason to hate them.
 
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Don't be jealous just because our meat is super inexpensive. You probably have to import mad cow disease-infested UK beef since the bunyips and dropbears eat all the livestock.
 
Don't be jealous just because our meat is super inexpensive. You probably have to import mad cow disease-infested UK beef since the bunyips and dropbears eat all the livestock.

America is behind Australia and other countries in terms of beef exports. You probably eat my beef, gayboy.

Also, tarantulas are adorable and almost harmless for the most part.

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Honestly, these things are fucking beautiful. I still wouldn’t go anywhere near one with a 10 foot barge pole. I have a life long phobia of spiders.
 
And on the other hand, the ugliest dicks aren’t as ugly as the ugliest vaginas. You know the ones with the massive beef curtains and all sorts of stuff drooping down. This is excluding infected ones, in which case they are both horrifically gross.

Dicks are easier to handle as well. I recommend you drop the bullshit hang up and give it a go.

Disagree. I shadowed in family medicine quite a bit and we did dick checks every day. There are some ugly fucking dicks. I swear it's like some people let them rest up in their fat folds where it never airs out and gets lost in a bush of whispy untrimmed hair. I don't think I've ever found a vagina unattractive.
 
America is behind Australia and other countries in terms of beef exports. You probably eat my beef, gayboy.

We're the largest producer of beef in the world. We don't need your exports when domestic government-subsidized USDA ground beef can be bought $3/lb at the supermarket.
 
I mean you are pretty obsessed with penises. But most of the straight people I know will say that penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas. It’s just a fact of life. Only erect ones, though.

“penises are historically a symbol of pride, dominance and masculinity. from skyscrapers to statues, the penis has represented superiority and continues to do so to this very day.
vaginas? vaginas don't represent anything, they're just gross looking.

think of all the statues and sculptures that aren't simply phallic in nature, but have an actual penis. like the statue of david, one of the most famous and renowned pieces of art mankind has ever created.
now try and think of a vaginal sculpture. that's right, you can't. vaginas have no artistic merit. they look sloppy and deformed. they have no beauty, no elegance, they're crude and malformed.

if asexual aliens with absolutely no knowledge of human anatomy came to earth, they'd look at a penis and give it a thumbs up. then they'd see a vagina and hop right back on their spaceship and leave the planet.

again, i am speaking strictly from an artistic standpoint. i am a 100% straight male and i am sexually attracted to vaginas, but i can look at it from a logical and neutral standpoint. vaginas simply aren't beautiful like the penis.”

I’ve just refound this that I remember reading years ago! It’s almost like something you’d write. The alien part just about sums it up, though.
gayest post ever. Are you sure you're not the one here who's obsessed with cock?

But most of the straight people I know will say that penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas... they're just gross looking.
Sure, if you're a faggot.

again, i am speaking strictly from an artistic standpoint. i am a 100% straight male and i am sexually attracted to vaginas, but i can look at it from a logical and neutral standpoint. vaginas simply aren't beautiful like the penis
"I LOVE THE WAY A COCK LOOKS AND THING VAGINAS LOOK GROSS AND DISGUSTING BUT I AM 100% STRAIGHT!" :lol: Okie, also haven't you told us before that you're also into men or that you're bi or something?
 
Yes but not the largest exporter, Australia doesn't need America's shitty beef.

So you make beef but you don't get to eat it because it's all exported and what's available is too expensive for you. Like I said, stay jelly.
 
I don't know man. I tried ground kangaroo once and wasn't into it.

Well, only a retard would mince kangaroo meat.

So you make beef but you don't get to eat it because it's all exported and what's available is too expensive for you. Like I said, stay jelly.

It's not too expensive though, you're just pulling that one out of your asshole like everything else you say.
 
Well, only a retard would ground kangaroo meat.

Is it actually pretty good? Is that a popular thing in Australia? I saw it at the grocery store and had to try it, but it came preground. Wasn't bad, just was expecting beef flavor in my shephards pie