I mean you are pretty obsessed with penises. But most of the straight people I know will say that penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas. It’s just a fact of life. Only erect ones, though.
“penises are historically a symbol of pride, dominance and masculinity. from skyscrapers to statues, the penis has represented superiority and continues to do so to this very day.
vaginas? vaginas don't represent anything, they're just gross looking.
think of all the statues and sculptures that aren't simply phallic in nature, but have an actual penis. like the statue of david, one of the most famous and renowned pieces of art mankind has ever created.
now try and think of a vaginal sculpture. that's right, you can't. vaginas have no artistic merit. they look sloppy and deformed. they have no beauty, no elegance, they're crude and malformed.
if asexual aliens with absolutely no knowledge of human anatomy came to earth, they'd look at a penis and give it a thumbs up. then they'd see a vagina and hop right back on their spaceship and leave the planet.
again, i am speaking strictly from an artistic standpoint. i am a 100% straight male and i am sexually attracted to vaginas, but i can look at it from a logical and neutral standpoint. vaginas simply aren't beautiful like the penis.”
I’ve just refound this that I remember reading years ago! It’s almost like something you’d write. The alien part just about sums it up, though.
Okie, also haven't you told us before that you're also into men or that you're bi or something?
