Where to find metalheads aside from concerts/bars?

Start playing an instrument if you don't already and start or join a band. Maybe you'll find some like-minded joyless metal fart-sniffers that way.
 
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Music is so necessary in life to so many people, and there are so many metal fans out there, that it's synonymous with saying you like tacos. It doesn't instantly make for a good time. Even people who like exactly the same subgenres are irrelevant, they might want to get drunk and do basement karaoke while you'd rather fist bump biceps and go record shopping.

I find the best baseline for company is people I can do things with, and sometimes we talk about music, and that's cool.
 
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unkempt beards are metal as fuck brohbrah

Yeah, this is why you haven't found a metal friend. Fuck you.

Maybe you'll find some like-minded joyless metal fart-sniffers that way.

Apologies if I offended you guys, but that's just my personal opinion. I'm one of those joyless fascists who likes to be well kept, well groomed, and orderly. Over the years I've developed a certain amount of disgust to things and an appreciation for the order, I think its proportional to my political development towards the right. I just personally believe in continually trying to improve yourself, in physical appearance, emotional development and intelligence. And thus I find that keeping yourself well groomed is part of this process, as well as keeping yourself fit. As Socrates said, "No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.". I understand why most of the fan-base would be of opposition.

As long as they're clean-shaven and in-shape, otherwise they can leave the hall.

Heavy metal or no metal at all
Long beards and fatties, leave the hall
;^ )
 
Didn’t all the ancient Greco-Roman philosophers like cock in the ass?
 
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I am similarly disgusted by shit grammar.

Hell if you're disgusted by bad grammar then you'd surely be disgusted by smelly, overweight people who are an eye sore to look at. You're probably also disgusted by people who have no will to learn and read, in which case we agree. Do you have a book you'd recommend for me? :^ )
 
Do you have a book you'd recommend for me? :^ )

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