oh wonderful. i'm sure this is going to be popular.
as for me... seriously: no one.
in a very if things were completely different and we lived in a parallel universe way:
celebs: still no one. come on, they really suck. i can't name one actress or model or whatever who would really interest me. they're plastic, or i don't know them at all so i can't say i'd like to do them.
board members: hard to come up with just one name, but i think for reasons of fascination and memories connected to her, i certainly wouldn't say no to lina
people: here it's hard to come up with any name at all, but i think that, quite oddly, i might be interested in a young researcher at the uni. hyena knows who i'm talking about. this girl ain't even good looking at all, so i guess i'm just attracted by her position/career/attitude.
why? i named the names, didn't i?
or you mean because i said that i wasn't serious? well, the point is considering my current emotional situation i really don't want to get laid.
but if that makes it any better, i did mean it about lina and that uni researcher.
*mental note: remember never to tell that girl about this forum *
@nick: see now? i'm the only one who didn't chicken out so far (and actually mentioned a member of the opposite gender who's probably gonna read this thread :Smug: ), so take your jokes and hairy armpits in full force against the swedish and british miscreants. i'm a pillar holding this thread in place, that's what i am.
Hey this almost the game that i play with my friends when we´re bored:
"You are trapped in elevator with Tarja Halonen (for example). She is having afwul diarrhea, and you two are about to drown in very wet shit. Then you realize that if intrude her rectum, her ass will stop leaking, will do you job or will die ?" -this is how intelligent we really are.
- At THIS point I would definately screw ALMOST anyone (not even close really) that live. Excluding my relative,ex-gf, and close male friend.
@grilledfinn: as a distant male friend, i think i'm gonna start worrying now. and who the hell is tarja what's-her-face? why would i find it particularly unpleasant to tinker with her nether regions? i'm sick and tired of all these references to finnish culture that i'm never gonna get!