What would you do with one billion dollars?

[Dark_Jester]

Just for the record everyone, me and Nick are not gay lovers, and if he even so much as THINKS of sending that email, I'm gonna happily cross continents and bury him up to his neck in hungry hungry hippos I hate you Nick
And don't believe I won't do it...I've got the powers on my side...

 

[Wanderingblade]

Yeah, there is, hyena is too good to be a possession. Get some respect before I am forced to teach you it shortass...

 

[Dark_Jester]

Shortass? Hmph...I wasn't talking possession...but besides, no matter the formal arrangements, Hyena already owns me...she has my heart...and when you have a persons heart, what else do you need for complete ownership?

 

[Wanderingblade]

You were the other day - don't deny it Ben.

Besides, under English law, your only allowed to own one at a time...

Not that I imagine hyena is going to let herself be stopped be that

 

[Dark_Jester]

Well, when I do things, I do them by wholes, never halves...so she has to choose one of us

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Kill, kill, kill!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick(kill)

 

[Dark_Jester]

Kill yourself Nick, and do me a favour before it gets out
AND GET BACK ON MSN DUDE!

 

[Wanderingblade]

Yeah, get on MSN, me and Ben will be needing a ref for this...

Congrats on 2000 posts btw. You lifeless fat lump

 

[Dark_Jester]

Yeah, congrats Nick, nice to see your social life skills are so much better than mine

 

[Wanderingblade]

Social Life? Whats that...

 

[Dark_Jester]

Well, you wouldn't have one either...you're a southener

 

[Wanderingblade]

Social lives with sheep don't count Ben, so you can't talk either.

 

[Dark_Jester]

They all moved north when they found out about you...

 

[Wanderingblade]

There never were sheep in London tho...

I think they were drawn by your passion and pride.

 

[Dark_Jester]

You know, someone is gonna have to ask about this pride stuff at some point

 

[hyena]

i think you're all bubu. i want the full story.

hyena

 

[Dark_Jester]

You can't handle the true story my love

 

[hyena]

oh, now i know. that's truly troubling. stuck with a choice between a man with a terrible secret and long hair and a kid totally underage.

hyena

 

[Wanderingblade]

Its not really a secret... I know it. I wasn't denied!

And I'm not underage in England...

 

[hyena]

i know too. and be serious, you are not even legal drinking age.

hyena