Who would win in an epic fight?

[whiskey funeral]

Billy Mays. If your vote goes to the Sham-Wow homo, you suck.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Billy Mays would just splash some oxiclean in that fucks eyes and watch him grovel on the floor in pain.

Then the other guy would use his Shamwow to absorb the oxiclean.

 

[Vitor]

 

[divine_torture]

@OP: You ruined it by saying epic "fight" instead of epic "battle". And Billy Mays beat my cousin up. I know he's a savage.

 

[Valerie]

Then the other guy would use his Shamwow to absorb the oxiclean.

So he'd put more chemical shit in his eyes to absorb chemical shit that's already in his eyes? Self ownage.

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[Zephyrus]

Gtfo

Ka...

Me....

Ha......

Me.........

 

[arg]

i have no idea who either is so i'll just vote Shamwow dude

 

[Vimana]

Ka...

Me....

Ha......

Me.........

 

[mutantllama]

i have no idea who either is so i'll just vote Shamwow dude

Faggot. Billy Mays will shout at your soul.

 

[Satanstoenail]

WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE ON ABOUT

 

[Valerie]

 

[Satanstoenail]

Oh. Something to do with some commercials I've never seen.

 

[seedofvengeance]

He's so wholesome. You can really tell he cares about Oxi-Clean and it's customers.
This is why he's so awesome and Shamwow guy is such a fucking douche. Shamwow guy only cares about money... until Billy Mays puts his boot in his ass, at least.

 

[supseudonymous]

WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE ON ABOUT

Popular infomercial hosts in the world outside of Pirate Island.

 

[Ross]

He's so wholesome. You can really tell he cares about Oxi-Clean and it's customers.
This is why he's so awesome and Shamwow guy is such a fucking douche. Shamwow guy only cares about money... until Billy Mays puts his boot in his ass, at least.

i hope your joking

 

[mutantllama]

Has anyone seen the Billy Mays snowboard commercial? It's built of awesomeness.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Popular infomercial hosts in the world outside of Pirate Island.

There's a world outside of Pirate Island?

 

[seedofvengeance]

i hope your joking

You don't think Billy is wholesome?

 

[Ross]

You don't think Billy is wholesome?

he wants money, just like everyone else like him