Who would win in an epic fight?

[mutantllama]

I love watching Billy Mays commercials.

 

[Ross]

billy mays needs to die

 

[mutantllama]

You need to die for saying that.

 

[Ross]

as long as i take Billy Mays with me, no problem

 

[mutantllama]

Billy Mays will never die.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Has anyone seen the Billy Mays snowboard commercial? It's built of awesomeness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCQrsOm7ng8

That was pretty stupid tbh.

 

[Ross]

then ill rip that fucking fake smile right off his face

 

[whiskey funeral]

then ill rip that fucking fake smile right off his face

Impossible to do since the smile is glued onto his face with Mighty Putty.

 

[Zephyrus]

Botoxi-clean.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

billy mays would win but the shamwow guy would put up a good fight due to his excessive intake of crack

 

[Valerie]

Oxiclean is so effective that it even cleanses sin. Upon contact, the shamwow guy would get in his knees and repent.

 

[seedofvengeance]

 

[cookiecutter]

Billy Mays obviously. At least the Shamwow guy could very easily soak out his blood from the carpet afterward.

 

[mutantllama]

Krig, Aug, and JFAD, Billy Mays is going to rape you.

 

[False Joe]

So.
I'd clean my bloodied torn arsehole with a shamwow

 

[mutantllama]

Billy Mays sold something like Shamwow. Except it was better because he sold it.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Billy Mays Gays is more like it

 

[False Joe]

It doesn't work if you just add abuse to the end of their name, instead of changing it.

Shamwow Guy? More like Shamwow Guy Cunt.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Willy Mays Hays
Billy Mays Gays

Watch Major League.

 

[mutantllama]

Your a fucking idiot if you think the shamwow guy could beat Billy Mays. Billy Mays would first Mighty Putty the shamwow guy's head, he then would cut his head off with his snowboard, then he would steal the shamwow guys clothes, clean them using Oxyclean, then burn them.