Who would win in an epic fight?

[Krigloch the Furious]

shamwow guy is a master of the blade. He would cut the piss out of Billy Mays and then drain all his blood out, sew him back up and soak up all the blood with his creation of liquid holding. no one would ever know what went down in that dark alley. But they would know one thing, Billy Mays never made it to level 2.

 

[mutantllama]

Too bad Billy May's beard would make the Shamwow guy love Billy Mays, which then Billy Mays would start raping him.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

0:55, You're gonna love his nuts

 

[False Joe]

I want to make sex with his face.

 

[mutantllama]

Ok, I admit, The Shamwow guy would put up a good fight.

 

[King Richard]

Where's the who gives a fuck stop making retarded threads all of the time billy mays is actually one of the biggest queers in the universe and now that I think about it it doesn't surprise me that you have a huge boner for this fucktosser eat shit and live option?

 

[mutantllama]

Only faggots would choose that option.

 

[King Richard]

Something tells me I get more tail than you bra.

 

[mutantllama]

So you like fucking dogs?

 

[Ross]

Shamwow guy would win easy.
Fat fuck billy mays would suffer a heart attack midway through the fight and im pretty sure he doesnt have some product to fix that

 

[seedofvengeance]

Willy Mays Hays
Billy Mays Gays

Watch Major League.

Great fucking movie.

 

[mutantllama]

Shamwow guy would win easy.
Fat fuck billy mays would suffer a heart attack midway through the fight and im pretty sure he doesnt have some product to fix that

His beard would heal him.

 

[Ross]

his beard is fake

 

[mutantllama]

Don't say such things.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Seriously.. that's crossing the line, man.

 

[mutantllama]

That's like calling Manowar posers. You just don't say those things.

 

[Ross]

the shamwow dude and billy mays are both fags
but mays is just that but more faggier

 

[mutantllama]

You know what?


Your a fag.


Even faggier then the shamwow guy.

 

[Ross]

fuck you

 

[mutantllama]

That's right bitch.