Who would win in an epic fight?

[viewerfromnihil]

baconwow

 

[supseudonymous]

I really want Billy's Big City Slider Station.

 

[False Joe]

My opinion upon this matter is now in my sig.

 

[Valerie]

Billy Mays can suck my cock. And he'd love it. Because he's a faggot.

You'd also love it because you're also a faggot.

 

[False Joe]

You'd also love it because you're also a faggot.

This doesn't detract from Billy Mays faggotry.

 

[mutantllama]

Too bad he isn't a faggot.


Now do as Billy Mays says, or he will fuck shit up.

 

[Belligerent]

Billy Mays would just splash some oxiclean in that fucks eyes and watch him grovel on the floor in pain.

Billy Mays fucking OBVIOUSLY. His beard has all the powers and will dominate this earth someday.

 

[The Butt]

Billy Mays would beat Shamwow Guy, Goku, and God put together.

He would do so by using his beard to inflict cancer and slow death upon the three, laughing all the while.

 

[False Joe]

On the subject of beards, does anyone else feel the need to throttle someone whenever they make a chuck norris joke?

IT'S FUCKING OLD NOW, GIVE IT UP.

 

[mutantllama]

Billy Mays would beat Shamwow Guy, Goku, and God put together.

He would do so by using his beard to inflict cancer and slow death upon the three, laughing all the while.

He can all of that, and clean his clothes at the same time using Oxyclean!

 

[The Butt]

On the subject of beards, does anyone else feel the need to throttle someone whenever they make a chuck norris joke?

IT'S FUCKING OLD NOW, GIVE IT UP.

FUCK YOU

I got a Chuck Norris poster for Christmas. I will find where you live and bludgeon you with it.

 

[False Joe]

FUCK YOU

I got a Chuck Norris poster for Christmas. I will find where you live and bludgeon you with it.

I feel the need to throttle you.
And anyone who bought a The Joker poster.

 

[seedofvengeance]

The Joker, yes... Chuck Norris? Still funny, imo. It's got a few more months to die.

 

[False Joe]

Few more months?
It's been fucking years

 

[Zephyrus]

The Joker, yes... Chuck Norris? Still funny, imo. It's got a few more months to die.

So then how long until the Joker dies?




Oh wait.

 

[False Joe]

I actually lol'd.
Well done.

 

[seedofvengeance]

So then how long until the Joker dies?




Oh wait.

I meant it the other way around, tbh. The Joker got old at Halloween when everyone wore a fucking Joker costume... and then everyone thought their costume was so fucking awesome. I could immediately point out at least half the douche bags I knew.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hm.. I avoided clicking on this thread for the longest time, but I finally gave in since it's been going for almost a week. Now I see that it's just as retarded as I expected.

 

[mutantllama]

Just admit it. Billy Mays owns you.

 

[seedofvengeance]

ML made it gayer. It was only somewhat gay with a hint of comedy, but ML decided to kill another joke. I think it's become a sort of art form for him.