Who would you like to meet from these forums?

[skeptik]

I used to live in Massachusetts, but I'm now a Maine citizen. Am I still a faggot?

Even more so, actually.

 

[Zephyrus]

Even more so, actually.

Explain.

 

[Matt]

Speaking of Dazed and Brutal, where the hell has he been?

I talk to Nolan on last.fm all the time

 

[King Richard]

Indiana has no toll roads or bridges at all.

 

[s_a_o]

Speaking of who I'd like to meet.

Okay.

I don't know if I've posted before, but I see I've made a few lists (maybe 3.... ) so I'll post who I want to meet with, etc.

FaithNoMore, as he deserves a shitload of beer.
Susperia, as we're Connecticut residents (well, I won't be for long, but still...) and she's rather cool.
KingRichard, because even though his avatar is rather annoying, he's proved himself a cool guy.
Kriggy/krigalicious, as he is completely awesome and could kick ass. For serious. That man's got a GLOCK on him and he knows how to use it.
Taliesen and his gal Dark Silence. They post more on the chat forums, but I missed them at Wacken and I owe them a few beers.

 

[Evil?]

I want to meet your boobs.

 

[s_a_o]

They're not very friendly.

 

[~Derek~]

Tennessee is a backwards land. They haven't invented toll booths yet.

No, I've never seen a toll booth before.

 

[~Derek~]

They're not very friendly.

They look inviting on MySpace.

 

[audiophileguy]

dodens, so i could beat his ass gorgoroth style and take all of his music collection along with a a vial of blood for good measure.

ender, cause you never know when you'll be in need of a reacharound.

ohiogrinder, just to get this fucker laid so he'd lose all of his pent up aggression. preferably with a hotghettomess black women.

 

[Blue_Jay]

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*doesn't*

Haha I was only mentioned by 2 people, your a very lucky man.

 

[Ender Rises]

ender, cause you never know when you'll be in need of a reacharound.

OK, for the last fucking time, if you people want buttsecks you have to talk to Dave. I'm picky.

 

[Ender Rises]

Haha I was only mentioned by 2 people, your a very lucky man.

I wonder why.

P.S. Fuck this message.

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[Patrick Bateman]

They're not very friendly.

"If you are a friend you speak the password and the doors will open."

 

[Ender Rises]

Mellon. Elvish word for friend.


Why do I know that?

 

[entanglement]

Because you consistently seek elven friends?

 

[Zephyrus]

Indiana has no toll roads or bridges at all.

My cousin tells me that Indiana rest areas are the fucking pits.

 

[cookiecutter]

That's what you get for not having taxes

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Indiana is definatly the state with the best name.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Mellon. Elvish word for friend.


Why do I know that?

That maybe a suitable password for Frodo and his merry band of homosexuals to open the dwarf door of Moria, but 'Mellon' does not open Susan's clothing. Only I know the password.