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[Satanstoenail]

My parents make everyone take their shoes off purely so their polished redgum floor will stay shiny. I hate that shit. It's a floor, for walking and putting things on. Marks and indentations are bound to happen and imo give a wooden floor character.

Edit: I don't get the King of the Hill reference. Isn't Hank a Propane salesman?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

My carpets are deregulated.

I'm sorry, but this just isn't how society works. Can you imagine what it would be like if everyone could wear their shoes on whatever carpet they like? It would be chaos, and it would only really hurt the little guy who can't afford to clean his own carpet (though of course we should be budgeting more money for welfare anyway to deal with that problem). You really ought to think outside your own personal bubble of selfish desires for once.

 

[Dak]

My parents make everyone take their shoes off purely so their polished redgum floor will stay shiny. I hate that shit. It's a floor, for walking and putting things on. Marks and indentations are bound to happen and imo give a wooden floor character.

Edit: I don't get the King of the Hill reference. Isn't Hank a Propane salesman?

Cookiecutter got it.

 

[cookiecutter]

My carpets are deregulated.

But if you collected money from everyone in the house and invested it into the carpets, they would improve and everyone would benefit.

 

[Dak]

But what if some people want hardwood floors?

 

[Eligos]

My drummer gets agitated because I don't take my shoes off like everyone else before I go into his room. He does this because he's wapanese, but tries to play it off by saying that shoes are stinky. I told him that I'd start taking my shoes off in his room if he'd keep the carpet as clean as it is in the rest of his house and all the sharp and slippery objects off the floor. If anything, his room is the place in his house where I need to wear shoes the most. He hasn't argued against this yet.

 

[King Richard]

I have friends like that; people who do what they want and act like they don't give a shit so I put them in their place. Respect my shit, or gtfo, it's that simple.

 

[Cythraul]

I'm sorry, but this just isn't how society works. Can you imagine what it would be like if everyone could wear their shoes on whatever carpet they like? It would be chaos, and it would only really hurt the little guy who can't afford to clean his own carpet (though of course we should be budgeting more money for welfare anyway to deal with that problem). You really ought to think outside your own personal bubble of selfish desires for once.

But if you collected money from everyone in the house and invested it into the carpets, they would improve and everyone would benefit.

This is bullshit. Regulations are just a way for Big Carpet to maintain its oligopoly status.

 

[Pessimism]

What does the size of the carpet have to do with anything? Wouldn't a bigger carpet bring more advantages than disadvantages?

 

[Dak]

Only if other small startup carpets were not excluded from sharing the same floorspace as the larger carpet.

 

[Eligos]

I have friends like that; people who do what they want and act like they don't give a shit so I put them in their place. Respect my shit, or gtfo, it's that simple.

Oh, I give a shit. I just give more of a shit about the safety of my own feet and noggin than I do about the sanctity of my drummer's dirty floor.

 

[damnromulans]

Silly Wapanese. A real Japper wouldn't leave pointy shit lying around on the floor!

 

[waif]

Band practice with shoes off? I thought I was the only one. And I don't like it, but to get to our practice space one must traverse multiple expensive-looking carpets, so it's necessary.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Will you fucking faggots stop talking about fucking feet already, fuck!

PS: Bare feet FTW

 

[cookiecutter]

This is bullshit. Regulations are just a way for Big Carpet to maintain its oligopoly status.

Don't you have any compassion for all the shag carpet that is now out of work?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I am really digging this awesome subplot going on in this thread. Just sayin'.

 

[damnromulans]

I bet someone on this board has a foot fetish!

 

[Mort Divine]

I have a sock fetish of sorts, thats about as close as it comes here as far as I know.

 

[damnromulans]

If you don't like knee highs or thigh highs you are a gay man or a straight girl

 

[waif]

They are hot. Except when women who are way too old for them wear them.