Dick Sirloin
please... stay safe
- Jan 6, 2004
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Just the fact that NC is even a battleground state is a BAD BAD BAD sign for McCain. I'm voting absentee, since we already know who's gonna win California.
At this point, it looks like McCain could win Florida, Ohio, North Carolina and Virginia* and STILL LOSE. The only question is: what gimmick does the increasingly-desperate McCain have up his sleeve THIS time??? Barring a battle with Osama Bin Laden on top of a skyscraper in which Johnboy impales the bastard with an antenna and Osama proceeds to fall hundreds of floors and land on a bus full of Nickelback fans that in turn explodes, it's going to very tough to turn this thing around.
*EDIT: and Colorado
At this point, it looks like McCain could win Florida, Ohio, North Carolina and Virginia* and STILL LOSE. The only question is: what gimmick does the increasingly-desperate McCain have up his sleeve THIS time??? Barring a battle with Osama Bin Laden on top of a skyscraper in which Johnboy impales the bastard with an antenna and Osama proceeds to fall hundreds of floors and land on a bus full of Nickelback fans that in turn explodes, it's going to very tough to turn this thing around.
*EDIT: and Colorado