Obaboon came to Los Angeles chaperoned by a small army of secret service a month back. (Though the man in the yellow hat was nowhere to be found.) Anyhow, by all accounts it was the worst clusterfuck of congestion this city has ever witnessed, which is saying something. They shut down every road on his route from 3 miles on each side. Why can't this chimp simply swing from an alignment of money trees is beyond me. To a make a dull story end, people were fucking pissed! One lass was on the news stating that the five-0 wouldn't let her pull on to the street in which she resides, so she had to abandon her vehicle on Wilshire Blvd, carry her snot nosed rug rat 5 blocks through congestion all so he wouldn't shat himself. This entire mess was for no magnanimous purpose, the talking gibbon was merely attending a fund raising banquet for the ass party.