Why do bars close?

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

I was so happy when I could buy beer. Damnit. And grocvcery stores don't carry beer either/ What am I supposed to do for the next few hours?> Then I come home to some fucking ansering messsage about me needing to call 1-800-beerdick. Fuck!!!

 

[Lethe78]

Grocery stores here carry beer.... but you cannot purchase it after 23:30, and before 06:30.

 

[SculptedCold]

Always keep backup beer in the house you crazy bastard! Students have known this art since the dawn of time! It's easy!

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

People keep stealing my beer. This one time I only drank 16 beers out of a case. Fuckers. I was even making threats.