why DO things happen?

[Guerrilla]

Nah man, floating in space wouldn't be beautiful, it'd be painful and ugly as hell. Say we were immortal. That doesn't mean we can't get hurt it just means we can't die. So in space, your blood vessels would burst and you'd basically turn into formless meat. You'd still be alive but you wouldn't be able to do much. Freaking ground meat.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, but the pain would have to go away over time. Then it would be beautiful.

 

[Skreemqueen]

Originally posted by Guerrilla
So what? We wouldn't die from lack of food or anything cause we'd be immortal.

The point being that there would be NO ROOM. I wasn't talking about resources, I was talking space for people to live.

 

[ledmag]

sckremqueen is right. We would haev to haev major laws AGAINST sex. Liek a squirel, the mother, she eats off the nuts of every male in her litter but ONE.

 

[Will Bozarth]

are you fucking serious? a squirrel does that?

 

[Black Winter Day]

to quote rush: "why does it happen? because it happens, roll the bones!"

 

[ledmag]

Originally posted by dead6skin6mask6
are you fucking serious? a squirrel does that?

Yeah. No chance of overpopulating that way.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i could make a statement, but it would be a relatively stupid one... but it wont be the stupidest comment ever on this board by me, so here goes...

glad im not a squirrel

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I wanna be a squirrel! I hear testicles are pretty tasty.

 

[Will Bozarth]

to comment or not to comment... TO comment

you know... you dont have to be a squirrel to taste testicles....

 

[Black Winter Day]

i think she actually wants to EAT them!

 

[Will Bozarth]

FUCK THAT! *runs away*

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Well, it would certainly be a joy to physically rape a man of his manhood.

Although, DSM has a point here. A very good one. But, then, you have to wonder if human testicles taste the same as squirrel testicles...

 

[Black Winter Day]

**puts on steel boxers**

 

[Will Bozarth]

*continues to run*

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Wow. A whole new way to intimidate men.

*watches the males become frightened* Bwahahahaha.

 

[Will Bozarth]

thats not new tho... tell a man that you will eat his nuts and he will cry and run away

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I am honestly amazed at how possessive men are of their testicles. It's hard not to laugh at y'all... the second I threaten *THEM*, it's the end of the world... Dude, take a look at cows. CASTRATION! *gets out a very, large, powerful rubber band-like object*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'm glad I don't live anywhere near hell.