Worst Names Of Bands?

[MetalNations]

What are some of the worst names of bands?

 

[control-denied777]

finger eleven

 

[Thor Intrepid]

Guano Apes
Bonfire
Pretty Boy Floyd
Hoobastank
Beastie Boys
Dying Fetus
Butthole Surfers
Revolting Cocks

 

[LOCALX]

DYING FETUS (great band though)
ANUL CUNT
PIG DESTROYER (also great band)
CLITORTURE
STRAPING YOUNG LAD

 

[Daybreaker]

Hey, Bonfires not that bad a name,at least compared to... FAIRYLAND. God thats awful

Ben

 

[Bryan316]

Fuckin excellent thread!

Yeti Machete (crap teenage punk band from Ohio)
Silverchair
Everything And Nothing
Green Day
The Oneders
Breaking Benjamin
Drowning Pool (ain't nuthin cool, OR metal, about that name. Just lame.)
Blink 182
Sum 41 (even though they know their shit and can rock, it's still dumb)

 

[MetalNations]

Guttersluts
Gloomy Grim
Brass Kitten (MN local band in the 80s)
Custard (Yummy)
Revlon Red
XYZ (Good 80s band)
Lethal Lipstick (Holy Glam!!!!)
Anal Cunt
Breaking Benjamin
Hoobastank
Beastie Boys
Butthole Surfers
Revolting Cocks

 

[SavaRon]

Limp Bizkit. uke:

 

[The Invisible Guest]

Guano Apes
Bonfire
Pretty Boy Floyd
Hoobastank
Beastie Boys
Dying Fetus
Butthole Surfers
Revolting Cocks

The very worst is --- Cock and Ball Torture

some other really bad ones are -- Axe n Sex, Pink Cream 69 (who I really love, but the name is dumb) Edguy, Tad Morose (I've always disliked the name, but love the band)

 

[pyramazekeyboardist]

Raunchy. killer band from Denmark, super weird name. -j

 

[DarkOne]

No one mentioned the "Bloody Stools'

Steve

 

[The Coming Curse]

The very worst is --- Cock and Ball Torture

some other really bad ones are -- Axe n Sex, Pink Cream 69 (who I really love, but the name is dumb) Edguy, Tad Morose (I've always disliked the name, but love the band)

Tad Morose? How can you even mention them in this thread? Their name fits perfectly with their style of music (moreso on their earlier efforts), not to mention the state of the world.

 

[mgirishfan]

Pink Cream 69 (I really like them though, despite the completely silly name!!!)

 

[chibitotoro]

Green Day

It's all well and good if you don't like their music, but what about the name "Green Day" offends you so much that you'd put it on the list of the worst band names you can think of?

 

[The Invisible Guest]

Tad Morose? How can you even mention them in this thread? Their name fits perfectly with their style of music (moreso on their earlier efforts), not to mention the state of the world.

It's just an opinion. I know of others who like the name, but I think the word Tad is kinda gay. If it was simply Morose I'd like it better.

 

[Bryan316]

With Green Day, I keep asking myself, "What is a green day? What makes a day, green? It's not like the blues, so what the hell does it stand for? Puking? Grass stains on new jeans?"

And Tad Morose kept making me think of a person. Tad is a first name that I've ran into a few times. So until I thought of the band, to be a tad bit morose, it didn't make sense.

I almost wanna say Nocturnal Rites, but it's such an original one, I can't make too much fun of it. Plus their band logo looks totally bitchin.

 

[Creeps]

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles

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HAHAHHA

Those guys rock.


My additons to the list;

Butt Trumpet
most black metal bands I can't pronounce

 

[MetalRose]

Theres a band here called WELLER
Ack, that's a horrible name.
-MetalRose

 

[Heavenly Call]

The Lord Wierd Slough whatever....no me gusta.

 

[Oakenson]

I actually like ridiculous names like Anal Cunt and Meat Shits. I mean, come on, anyone who takes these sort of names or bands seriously really needs to lighten up.