Worst power metal song titles

haha this thread is gonna sink um.com to the bottom from it's weight!! cause it's never ever gonna end :-D

ok really moronic power metal titles: anything from Rhapsody, anything from Hammerfall, what else...

"Heavy metal hamsters" from a Helloween album in 90-91, that era when they were doing anything but metal :-/ troubled times
 
Heavy metal hamsters

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Silent Night, Bodom Night
Follow The Reaper
Bodom after Midnight
Taste My Scythe
Every Time I Die
Somebody put something in my drink
and HAlf the songs on HCDR
all lame names