Worst sports fans!

Who has the worst sports fans?

  • Boston Red Sox

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • New York Yankees

    Votes: 3 12.0%
  • Chicago Cubs

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Dallas Cowboys

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Philadelphia Eagles

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Oakland Raiders

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 3 12.0%
  • USC Trojans football

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Florida Marlins

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Detroit Lions

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Los Angeles Lakers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Boston Celtics

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Europe football fans

    Votes: 4 16.0%
  • Bandwagon fans

    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • Other teams

    Votes: 3 12.0%

  • Total voters
    25
I suppose you could compare them to New York Giants fans, except add a redneck streak to the unhealthy obsession with their favorite team. Most NFL fans around here are K.C. Chiefs fans, which is retarded. Just because the team is close to where you live, doesn't mean you should root for them. Especially if they are a shit team like the Chiefs.
 
I had to laugh at all the disgruntled Nebraska fans that started to rock the Texas and Alabama gear after the Huskers lost the Big 12 championship. It was even funnier to hear Husker fans start to root for the Iowa Hawkeyes (my favorite college football team) in the Orange Bowl. Bandwagoning is appropriate sometimes, but Nebraska fans tend to have unrealistic expectations of their team and turn on them at the drop of a hat.
 
From Brain Droppings by George Carlin:

I decided it's not necessary to suffer and feel crappy just because my teams suck. What I do now is cut 'em loose for awhile. I simply let them go about losing, as I go about living my life. Then, when they've improved, and are doing well once again, I get back on board again and enjoy their success. Yeah, I know, I can hear it: diehard, asshole loyal sports fans screaming "Front-runner!" Goddamn right! Don't be so fuckin' juvenile. Teams are supposed to provide pleasure and entertainment, not depression and disappointment.
 
One can only tolerate so much disappointment. Like I said, not seeing the Raiders recover from loosing the Super Bowl in 2002 for 8 seasons made me decide to "cut them loose". No divisional title, no playoff berths, not even a .500 or better record - for 8 FUCKING YEARS! I have no shame in dropping that team (though I'm sure I'll come crawling back someday).