You can't do SHIT.. Without your BALLS.

[lilhermiejobo]

Why dont you go count your dick.

 

[JMarz]

Why dont you go count your dick.

OR COCK

 

[lilhermiejobo]

He was a pissed off long-legged Ruerto Rican

 

[JMarz]

He was a pissed off long-legged Ruerto Rican

AW, BOB SAGET!

 

[lilhermiejobo]

TRY WALKING A MILE IN MYYYY SHIT

 

[JMarz]

*Magnum P.I. Theme playing in the background*

HHHHOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

GET THE FUCK OUTTA WAY, BITCH! *Pushes son down with a full basket of laundry to get to the TV*

 

[lilhermiejobo]

Fav is a short clip of him sitting in a chair talking on the phone drinking out of a cup "uh huh... OI MAY!!!!" *door opens hitting him in the head spilling drink*

 

[JMarz]

I remember that, "WHAT THE FUCK!?! ASSHOLE!!!"

 

[roy22341]

I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the stuff with the extra whitening, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!

 

[lilhermiejobo]

I nearly posted that one, another fav of mine.