MikeyBong
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They now make some sort of mp3 player that uses your skull bones so you can listen to music while swimming.
What do they do, drill it into your skull? That just sounds painfull!
They now make some sort of mp3 player that uses your skull bones so you can listen to music while swimming.
The I-People....
read this..
http://www.anti-ipod.co.uk
The tiny and insignificant box of memory chips known unto us as the iPod is warping the minds of it's users (otherwise known as iPeople), rendering them incapable of communication and destroying our culture - why talk when you can inject yourself with another dose of musical disharmony through the syringe of the iPod?
Simply so that you can grasp the sort of perverted and implacable minds that we are dealing with here when talking of the iPod producers, take a look at these somewhat disturbing pictures of babies:
Basically- iPods suck! Rise against this cult!
Spread the hate! To help you along the path of anti iPodness here is an ever growing collection of anti iPod merchandise at very reasonable prices. All major credit cards are accepted. The company which deals with the sales are American which is why the pricing is in US dollars. To convert the prices you can do it for free at www.xe.com
...Wife's gonna kill me when that shipment comes to the door. Thraxx will be able to hear the scream in California... "You bought WHAT!?!" :Smug:
Don't tell her that it's a musical device. Say that you bought it for the boiler to tell you when it's overheatting. That's why you need to be always listening to the shit.
Fuck the Ipod, fuck Apple, fuck proprietary formats, fuck mp3.
I was anti-Ipod for a long time and only got one about a month ago. I thought it was just too much trouble to upload all my cds and transfer them over. However, now that I have it, I realize what I was missing. That little fucker goes everywhere with me. When I am in work and run downstairs to get some lunch, I listen to it. Grocery shopping - listen to it. Walk home five blocks - listen to it. I only wish I had bought the 4gb Ipod.