"You know you're a viking if...."
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Anglorfin
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LOL for some reason that put the image of a cross between a Viking/The Fonz in my head that'll probably remain for days.
"Eyyyyyy."
Tyra
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I guess that's a nice call. It gets so damn hot in places that we have alot in common, drinking.
Is this a cover-story for why they had a hot bath??
I got so used to the heat after living in the desert for 12 years and now have a problem with the cold. So hot bath's are a nice way of reminding me that I'm a male when I can finally find the tackle again
How did the speech go btw?
IcedMaidenAllica
New Metal Member
-You're son dies of hypothermia and you think "Argh fuck ye! It's the Fate of Norns!!!!"
-You die and when you go to heaven, you ask where Valhall is.
-You carry a shield whenever you go outside.
-You think slavery is the greatest thing in the world since sliced bread.
-You die and when you go to heaven, you ask where Valhall is.
-You carry a shield whenever you go outside.
-You think slavery is the greatest thing in the world since sliced bread.
Tyra
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Valhalla is something y'all (Anglophones) have thought up all by yourselves (well, you took the original placename and messed it up). The original place, just like the band, is and was called Valhall, if you want to be absolutely correct about it. Fortunately, most of us non-Anglophones understand the need to anglicize everything, so we're used to the names of our persons, countries, gods and placenames getting funny new names or spellings...
Either way, good Vikings would not end up in heaven anyhow. We'd all go to Hell, then we'd ask where Loki (or in my case, since we're being exact and all, Loke) was. It'd obviously be his fault we'd end up somewhere not Norse.
Either way, good Vikings would not end up in heaven anyhow. We'd all go to Hell, then we'd ask where Loki (or in my case, since we're being exact and all, Loke) was. It'd obviously be his fault we'd end up somewhere not Norse.
Knarfi
Yaba-daba-doo!
Bates
Swamp Yankee
Hehe, seriously. Well, I don't blame him too often, since it's usually my own damn fault when something goes awry.
I thought of one finally;
"You know you're a viking if" you need a chin strap on your helmet, it keeps falling off when you BANG
"You know you're a viking if" you need a chin strap on your helmet, it keeps falling off when you BANG
Nice thread I Live in denmark and our winter sucks, now days its 0-5 degree a hole winter, 10 years ago we had -10 degree every winter.. Fuck cars and factorys !
I Live in denmark and our winter sucks, now days its 0-5 degree a hole winter, 10 years ago we had -10 degree every winter.. Fuck cars and factorys !
SilentRealm
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Thrymfal said:
woah.. i just realised i have the same quote as u.. but opposite sex
thats creepy..
TheLastWithPaganBlood
Nordman
Reminds me when I had to wait outside a girls house a whole day because I left my Mjölner there the night before. The fact that I didn't know her name didn't mek things less awkward when I wanted go up and look for it. But I got it back at last muahaha! My preciousss...
Grundig Avkom
Son of the Aesir
LOL man... i never take mine off of my neck.. so therefore i never lose it.. i keep it on all the time while sleeping, shower, work.. it never leaves my neck
Anglorfin
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Same, if I have a badass piece of neckwear I never take it off. I remember I used to have a rope necklace that I didn't take off for years. It finally took me getting into a brawl at a local cafe for me to realize that someone had ripped it off my neck.
Grundig Avkom
Son of the Aesir
wow man somebody would have died if my mjollnir would have been ripped off.. hell i punch people in the face for calling my mjollnir tattoo a cross lol
