Your funeral

[Demilich]

So many great achievements, so many catastrophic failures.

Scary part is how many of them are both.

 

[Krilons Resa]

So many great achievements, so many catastrophic failures.

Scary part is how many of them are both.

YES! YES! YES!


Also, Im pretty sure fishes and the like drop turds too.

 

[~Neurotica]

It's just that I care what's getting into my mouth when I'm swiming...

 

[JayKeeley]

It's just that I care what's getting into my mouth when I'm swiming...

ooh la la

 

[lurch70]

... ok, wordsmiths have at it

 

[Krilons Resa]

It's just that I care what's getting into my mouth when I'm swiming...

Good @ multitasking I take it? Or you take it...bah.

edit: LMFAO @ lurch...great minds think alike.

 

[Reign in Acai]

ooh la la

 

[Krilons Resa]

LMAO...I missed Ali's post. He, lurch, and I all posted at the same exact time.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

pyre

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, that's what I want. But I don't think they're legal.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fuck legal

burn me on a pile of wood or I'll haunt the fuck out of everyone!!!

 

[Pessimism]

A sky burial would be amazing:

Read awsomeness here.

 

[skeptik]

Burn my body for fuel or some shit.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I hope I don't die in Germany. You HAVE to be buried in a cematary, and you HAVE to buy a plot. no cremation, no scattering the ashes, no urn on the mantle. Thats why there are fuckign DISCOUNT funeral homes here. DISCOUNT!!!!

I wanna be given to science or else burned in the woods. But personally I don't fucking care, just not anything thats a financial burden to people I know.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Those biodegradable funeral plots go for well under a thousand total.

 

[Demilich]

In one account, the leading rogyapa cut off the limbs and hacked the body to pieces, handing each part to his assistants, who used rocks to pound the flesh and bones together to a pulp, which they mixed with tsampa (barley flour with tea and yak butter or milk) before the vultures were summoned to eat.

sounds like fun

 

[Evil?]

I once got into a big argument with a friend of mine because I said That all cemeteries are a big fucking waste of space. He got all defensive about it and started getting pissed at me. He is Christian, and I think that probably has something to do with it. But seriously, what a stupid idea cemeteries are.

 

[skeptik]

Cemeteries are cool.

 

[Dmanx Pit]

Screw xmas. Just grab a pole and celebrate festivus.

I'd think having my body burn on a raft in the middle of a lake would be cool, but I'd settle for good old cremation.

 

[Hell Mike]

There are some things I'd prefer, but what to do with my dead body isn't the important part to me. I want people to be glad I lived instead of sad I died to put it shortly. Some time for people who like(d) me to come together and reminisce.