Your least favorite Opeth band member?

Martin Mendez

Only because all four times I've seen Opeth live, I've seen 3 band members and Cousin It playing the bass.

What does he look like anyways?
 
Well I don't like Michael. Everybody says he writes TEH music but I thought about that and came to the conclusion that Opeth's music is actually written by a bunch of dwarves, who live on the very north of Sweden... Also, I noticed that on gigs he doesn't really sing, his mic is off and in fact there is a crop fairy backstage who sings all the parts (although there is this Cookie Monster guy who helps during the growling parts)... Finally, his solos are in fact medleys of reversed licks from a bunch of guitarists and he also does'nt play them live - it's playback... And I don't dig his short hair!


BTW - sorry to say that, but this thread is pointless.. ;)
 
Which ever one is a Mexican. He wouldn't enter my watermelon picking contest or work on my Uncle's farm.

Just kidding.

My least favorite member of Opeth is Mikael Akerfeldt's gay moustache. I mean, christ, he might as well just have a fucking pink triangle tatooed on his forehead.

-Vince

"Toilets are in outer space"