Knarfi
Yaba-daba-doo!
OK, these are my top 5 solos:
1- Once I fapped on my best friend's house and I wiped the cum with one of her mother's used shirts. It was a mess. Hopefully, they took it to the laundry without seeing it.
2- Once I fapped in the school library. I cummed on the floor and then cleaned it up with my shoe.
3- Once I fapped on the house of my brother's friend. I cummed on her sister's pillow and let it dry.
4- Once I fapped on my house and came so hard, it required a huge towel to clean all the mess.
5- Finally, there was one time I hold it for 43 days. After releasing all my cum on the bathroom, I clogged the pipes. Good thing I managed to unclog it before anyone noticed.
There. Try to beat those, cob-ot!
If these are true stories, you will be my new god.