Last night I somehow got undressed to pass out, but left my glasses on. I am still perplexed, especially since last I remember I wasn't even wearing my glasses.
last night after my friends birthday party we went to subway at 3am, then later when I got home I started puking everywhere outside screaming "five dolla foot long! five dolla foot long!"
Then I remember passing out on my bathroom floor for a while and I somehow managed to crawl into bed