ZEH DRUNNK threadd

Last time I got drunk, lost my jacket ticket, went to buy a new jacket and finally got on the plane while still drunk. Not to mention dancing naked in a elevator because it had windows to the outside of the hotel :S
 
Last time I got drunk was fuckin epic, I'm afraid to do it again because I really doubt it will be as awesome.
 
Early st pattys day celebration with my college friends because actuall st pattys day is during our spring break.

Getting fucked the hell up.

I am nearing the finishing of this 12 pack of guiness, 4 more beers to go. And then I shall start on Old Grandad whiskey that will inevitably destroy every piece of my sorry ass
 
I'm fair fromsa sober so i thoughtbr I'd brink this thrad to the top, yay,.
 
:lol:

i got som drunkn at my friends party at her 4 bagillion dollar mansion, so fucking legit. all the alcohol in the world, and her dad has a huuuuge ass nice hookah which was awesome. except i was the housemaid/cook/bartender of the whole shindig because everyone else was just retardedly drunk
 
So I can not have sex when I'm drunk. Always ends in... well, it never ends and I get too bored and saying things I shouldn't =/

"So are you satisfied? I kinda wanna go play 360" Is never a good idea. But an interesting one if anything.
 
Well I can, it just ends in someone being mad at me :rofl: My girlfriend was not very happy with her hair the other night =/

Jack Daniels before sex = BOOM HEADSHOT
 
Don't lie Enmity, we all know that you actually just got whiskey dick and couldn't get it up and that's why your girlfriend got mad :lol:


i kid, i kid :p
 
Don't lie Enmity, we all know that you actually just got whiskey dick and couldn't get it up and that's why your girlfriend got mad :lol:


i kid, i kid :p

LOL
Nah, I've never really been THAT drunk, but I'll get back to you on that.

Depending on what I drink it all takes a different effect though. Jager (no fucking dots for the A on my keyboard >.>) I just kind of get drunk and that's it. Tequila I get way too hype and something usually gets broken. Whiskey just taste like fermented pirate piss so I don't usually drink much of it. I like sparks alot though, the energy drink things. I usually drink 6 or 7 of those and end up awake all night lol.