51 rules for a power metal fan to avoid being labeled as gay

[malice_vamp]

hahahaha pretty funny stuff...bless me cos im not a fan of power metal...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

even if you were, you wouldn't have to follow the rules, afterall, right? :lol;

 

[malice_vamp]

yeah but i jerked off to the pics of yngwie malmsteen so im still gay after all...FUCK...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

you're gay AND has got a bad taste!
i mean... yngwie!!??!

uke:

 

[Belgiantroll]

They are considered gay poser death metal.

NP: Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover

okay the gay part is correct, but Cradle and Death??

Cradle is nor black nor death...

 

[malice_vamp]

you're gay AND has got a bad taste!
i mean... yngwie!!??!

uke:

...im joking man...hah...i love how people get gross out by me...woot...*does a happy dance*...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

...im joking man...hah...i love how people get gross out by me...woot...*does a happy dance*...

damn.... yngwie.... you have a wicked mind

 

[MagSec4]

I have a question.. how do you even pronounce that?!(yngwie)

 

[Astral Poetry]

Hey, can someone supply me with a link to the "101 rules of black metal" or whatever that is?

 

[Steve]

Don’t refer to Death Metal as “cookie monster crap”.

What about Opeth?

 

[malice_vamp]

I have a question.. how do you even pronounce that?!(yngwie)

i suppose u pronounce that as ying-wee...

 

[Belgiantroll]

Hey, can someone supply me with a link to the "101 rules of black metal" or whatever that is?

check page 1 of this thread, you retarded homo

 

[Yetti]

i suppose u pronounce that as ying-wee...

ing vey

 

[Barr WildChild]

31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki.


I once wrote an email to him.. does this make me gay? :lol