A new, sober, thread about single malt scotch whisky thread.

[Vittra]

i dont know whether to cry about the revelation of van winkle prices or laugh at mr dorian's funny

shits never comin' here

 

[Vittra]

wait weren't you supposed to quit drinking?

IVE DECIDED TO FOCUS ON THE FUNNY

 

[dorian gray]

Dorians alcoholic rationalizations:
No more entire bottles of bourbon in a week
No more taking my glass to bed with me
Minimal beer
Only drink cocktails now (ie drinkin a Caucasian right now)
Keep cocktails down to a minimum (ie 5 or 6 a night

Other related rationalizations:
Only stop at the liquor store after running

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

our tour guide was a 22 yr old chick. she sucked!
I was going to go to the store to grab some Larceny, but I really dont want to leave.
I may just drink some Blanton's and watch the Walking Dead.

 

[dorian gray]

You shoulda boned that chick! Wtf?!

I'm watchin True Detective Season 1 and having some Russians

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dorians alcoholic rationalizations:
No more entire bottles of bourbon in a week
No more taking my glass to bed with me
Minimal beer
Only drink cocktails now (ie drinkin a Caucasian right now)
Keep cocktails down to a minimum (ie 5 or 6 a night

Other related rationalizations:
Only stop at the liquor store after running

 

[NAD]

Other related rationalizations:
Only stop at the liquor store after running

Why not during said run?

https://exercisingwhileintoxicated....y-mile-sf-half-marathon-13-beers-in-13-miles/

 

[dorian gray]

OMG Hahahahaha thanks for that link

 

[Krilons Resa]

Although I don't necessarily agree with it's premise, I found it pretty funny...

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Larceny is fucking excellent! especially for the $23.99 I paid for it!

 

[neal]

Larceny rules, my store has it for like $21 i think. blows away plenty of stuff double the price.

 

[General Zod]

Never heard of Larceny Bourbon. From Googling a quick review, it may not be available in NJ. I'll have to keep an eye out for it.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Ardbeg Corryvreckan
Caol Ila 12

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I only just now noticed the drunken redundancy of the thread title just now

 

[Vittra]

first sober visit to the thread is it?

 

[ChaosLee]

Ardbeg Corryvreckan Caol Ila 12

 

[NAD]

I only just now noticed the drunken redundancy of the thread title just now

hahahaha I never realized that. This thread is brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

EDIT: WTFFFFFFF POST #2

 

[dorian gray]

I never noticed that!

 

[dorian gray]

EDIT: WTFFFFFFF POST #2

Hahahahahaha

 

[Vittra]

retard brigade