Alright, the famous story.
I got a kid out of deep shit a while back, so he repaid the favor by giving me a bottle of Doers Scotch Whiskey for free. Aged. I decided to get nice and drunk after school, but couldn't find anyone to drink with me. I usually never drink anything BUT hard liquor, so I don't know why I fucked up so bad.
So I drank about half the bottle and ended up piss drunk, stumbling through the doors of the public library. I was with a sober friend at that point. I warned him that I planned to get drunker than ever before, so I needed a babysitter. He agreed. Being drunk, I wasn't thinking too clearly. Even though I was so drunk I dropped the bottle multiple times after drinking more than half (15+ ounces, so about 15 beers worth) I figured I wasn't drunk enough so I drank the other half. In the end, I drank about 33 ounces of aged scotch whiskey (About 33 beers worth of alchohol, shit.) I soon became so drunk I could no longer stand, or even keep my head up while sitting. I tried to ask a girl with us if I could use her phone, but all that came out was bits of my phone number, mumbled out of my mouth. I kept drooping my head to the side, like a retarded person. Eventually I blacked out and began puking everywhere. After I puked for a really long time, all over the place, I began having seizures. I passed out and my breathing slowed. My friend brought me to the hospital where I was put on a respirator and airlifted to Boston. I stayed under a medically induced slumber for a few days, and my stomach was pumped a shitload of times. When I came to, I had tubes sticking out of every orifice in my body. Let me tell you, it is unpleasant having a tube removed from your dick while you are awake.
Anyway, I went home. I couldn't walk for days. I had temporary nerve damage in my feet as well.
Let's just say it was the worst hangover ever.
and you call me a dumbass!!!
